Thread: Calls from India

I was at a friends place the other week when they got one of these calls so being a computer geek, they handed the phone to me.
I went through a similar process to Bob but about not being able to find the Windows key and eventually telling them that my Apple computer didn;t have one. This didn;t have the expected effect (hang up) and the caller made very specific threats about cutting off 'my' internet access as the PC was showing illegal access to some unnamed server somewhere. The caller claimed to be from Microsoft London and kept asking for my permission block the internet access ('I'll go to your ISP if I have to').
It all got too boring so I hung up.

I like it when they tell you to enter INF in the run section and show you all the files. Then they ask you if you see anything,
I say yes,
They ask do you know what these are.
I say Tell Me,
They say they are all virus's
I say thats funny cos I understand them to be device install files and you must be dumber than Dog S#!T if you think they are virus's.
They hang up quick.

More recent they ask you to look at the event viewer and they show you the common warnings and errors that happen and tell you its all a disaster.

I like to string them along sometimes for half hour, Thats 40 more people they can't annoy.
Get right up to their page to allow the access and then tell them where to go.

I got one of those SMS Death Threats yesterday.

I received a text from a number that came up as +000000 that said "Sum1 paid me to kill you. get spared, 48hrs to pay $5000. If you inform the police or anybody, death is promised...E-mail me now: [email protected]”

I ignored it & I can see from a search on the internet that lots of people got the same thing.

The death threats were on the TV the other night, police are chasing them down.

Regarding the Indian 'help desk' guys, I find a full blast of a referees whistle into the phone seems to fix things...funny to hear the antics/curses at the end of the phone as they try to pull off their headset and hang up at the same time.

Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers

I got one of those SMS Death Threats yesterday.

I received a text from a number that came up as +000000 that said "Sum1 paid me to kill you. get spared, 48hrs to pay $5000. If you inform the police or anybody, death is promised...E-mail me now: [email protected]”

Mate of mine who has the skills to send an anonymous reply sent the following.

"Thank you for your kind offer which has been forwarded to our agent [email protected] - who are willing to undertake said contract for substantial discount so I think I will go with them"

I also got one of those, "there is something wrong with your computer" calls and I kept responding with the word "yes" - it was very hard not to myself laughing. Caller was not indian but asian.

I had the idiot trying the same trick on me last week, I asked him to check if I had a dynamic or static IP number, and if he could give me that number I would check he had the right computer, and to quote me my windows product ID number. Then I just started laughing at him...
I asked him if he thought I was as stupid as he was, sitting in a call center earning a few rupees a day. He got a little irate, and he told me he loved eating kangaroo, as if it was the worst insult he could say to me. I told him he should be very, very careful....please be very careful ....not to over cook it, it will spoil it by making it tough.

I called him a few choice names, and he threatened to blow up my house, my wife, my children and my dog....I just couldn't stop laughing at the goose. I reminded him he lives in the A - hole of the world, and nobody knows or cares about him, he is a complete nothing.


Peter

Originally Posted by Groggy

The death threats were on the TV the other night, police are chasing them down.

Regarding the Indian 'help desk' guys, I find a full blast of a referees whistle into the phone seems to fix things...funny to hear the antics/curses at the end of the phone as they try to pull off their headset and hang up at the same time.

I just threatened them and told them that it's an offense for them to be accessing my system and I will sue them. They haven't rang since.

My wife received an sms saying that her full name matches the name of someone who is sole beneficiary of a large deceased estate worth 6 million pounds. It then listed a UK email address and asked her to provide her derails so they can transfer the money!!!

The "microsoft" morons have called many times. I always tell then the flavour of Linux of sometimes it is apple mac. When they ask how I am I start the long story of how my day has been - they usually hang up pretty soon. I don't mind someone trying to make a living, but these are outright scams.
Les

There is no need to say more than you need to. "No thanks bye" and back to the dinner table.

Yes I usually get one of those Microsoft calls a fortnight. On most occasions SWMBO answers as it is on the land line and most of my call come to my mobile. Anyhow, she usually give the a stock answer of "I have not got and computer and I would not know how to use one". All very true. And then hangs up.
I however have 3, one on Linux, one windoze and a dual boot laptop. On the one occasion I did answer the land line, I did lead them on a bit, and asked him what his qualifications were. The reply was that it did not matter. I asked was he a MCSE like me and then all I got was dial tone.

I don't even bother with "No thanks, Bye". I just hang up, or put the phone down with the speaker on and play with them.

Can usually manage about half an hour before I start laughing.

We got a call the other day that came up Overseas as the caller ID, naturally didn't answer it. Went to the machine.

In an Indian accent -

This is the Australian Tax Office, we are holding a tax refund to the amount of $1855.98, please call this number and qoute this number and provide your details and the money will be sent to you - NOT

I watched a thing on the box a while ago that said the scammers are fully aware that 99% of people are smart enough to recognise a scam as such and hang up or delete, but the 1% that aren't so smart are enough to get them what they are after. Working on economy of scale I suppose.

BTW, I have just been left a bazillion dollars by a wealthy industrialist in Kenya, once I provide them with my bank details and ID, I'll get the money. So. look out for a vaccum of woodworking tools to occur, very shortly.

Originally Posted by _fly_

I like to string them along sometimes for half hour, Thats 40 more people they can't annoy.
Get right up to their page to allow the access and then tell them where to go.

Fly,
I have a nephew, staying in a country town with my parents in the granny flat behind their house. At a bit of a loose end during weeknights and for similar philanthropic reasons to you (at least that's what he claims). Has taken to seeing how long he can hold them.

Record to date (including him having tea during) is over 2 1/2 hours !!

Regards
SWK