Sorry Graeme, sorry.
(speaks sotto voce) I am not actually opposed to mobile phones per se as I can see where they are very useful. I do despair a little at how often they appear in people's hands, but look at me on the computer contributing to Nothing About Woodwork so who am I to cast judgement there. My beef is with the absurd amount of money I have to part with for the pleasure of such communication.
So the question is "who will pay for my phone?" At work they have on record our mobile phones so they can text us at a single stroke if they are short of people or have some other emergency. "Paul. Do you have a mobile number?"
"No."
End of conversation. Clearly not important enough for them to supply me with a device and pay for a plan. An impasse.
Regards
Paul