The diff between men and wimin

**mattgranger@net** · 27th July 2006, 05:27 PM

What about "Don't hang my undies at that end of the line -someone might see them."
That end of the line, in fact the whole line, cannot be seen by anyone from anywhere unless they had a 5m extension ladder and placed it to see over the pine trees and rendered brick wall bordering the back corner of our yard.

**echnidna** · 27th July 2006, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by Iain

Forwarding to Sheryl

Thats ok I'll delete her email.

Shes sailing around the south seas

**Sturdee** · 27th July 2006, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by mattgranger@net

What about "Don't hang my undies at that end of the line -someone might see them."

What's wrong with them that she is so afraid of them being seen.:eek: Or are they so sexy.

Peter.

**Termite** · 27th July 2006, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by Wongo

Just remember 1 wife 1 mother-in-law, 2 wives 2 mother-in-laws (unless they are sisters of course.

) So you win some and you lose some.

OK I will stop here.

I got two mothers-in law with the present wife, I married a widow.

**Zed** · 27th July 2006, 10:17 PM

jane is most impressed.. 63 replies and 644 views... she said (not 2 minutes ago) "sounds like all you lot do is talk about is bullshirt in 'nothing to do with woodwork' ." Very astute woman my wife.

**Doughboy** · 27th July 2006, 10:22 PM

Multiple wives.... holey crap I have enough trouble keeping one woman happy, why the hell wouls I wanna completely make my life hell?

Pete

**Daddles** · 28th July 2006, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by Zed

jane is most impressed.. 63 replies and 644 views... she said (not 2 minutes ago) "sounds like all you lot do is talk about is bullshirt in 'nothing to do with woodwork' ." Very astute woman my wife.

But you were talking about HER :eek:

Richard

**Schtoo** · 28th July 2006, 01:13 AM

Originally Posted by Sturdee

What's wrong with them that she is so afraid of them being seen.:eek: Or are they so sexy.

Peter.

My wife is afraid to hang too many of her 'things' like that out anymore, since some of those things have gone awol...

Couple pairs of undies, a bra and a maternity girdle/support.

I can understand the undies, I can understand the bra but I am darned if I can work out why someone knocked off some scaffolding... :confused: :confused: :confused:

**Zed** · 28th July 2006, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by Schtoo

but I am darned if I can work out why someone knocked off some scaffolding... :confused: :confused: :confused:

Oz may be able to provide an explanation....

**silentC** · 28th July 2006, 09:19 AM

They probably ended up in a vending machine. Very sick old men they have over there.

rrich · 28th July 2006, 03:25 PM

Zed,
Wash your red sweater with her tidie-whities this week. Next week do the same but with your blue jeans. If there is a third request, wash the whites and colours all together to save water, electicity and soap.

If you're lucky you won't be asked to do the washing again.

BTW - There was a survey here in the US. The question asked of the ladies was, 'What is the one thing that you would not trust your husband to do?' In first place from 97% of the ladies was "The Laundry".

**RufflyRustic** · 28th July 2006, 04:59 PM

Was number two "the Groceries"?

There is a qualification to this, there are some gentlemen around that I would trust to do the grocery shopping, some are even forum members

cheers
Wendy

**Iain** · 28th July 2006, 05:21 PM

I do the grocery shopping as SWMBO can't be trusted, comes home with supermarket meat on special (all the fat and crud is hidden underneath) heaps of throw out bread etc etc etc.
If it has a red sticker saying 'SPECIAL it winds up at home no matter what it is

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