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12th December 2005, 04:26 PM #16
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You are definitely in need of therapy Wongo, and after reading this I need a Scotch.
Originally Posted by Wongo
In-laws are away for a few days and the wife is assigned to feed the cat. Anyway while I was working on the bookshelves in their house, the bastard came up to me and gave me this most irritating “miaw”.:mad: :mad: :mad:
Oh maybe he is hungry or something. Then the devil in me told me to give him some food. So I did that and filled up the water too.
Damn I still cannot believe that I actually fed a CAT.
And can’t they just eat left-over instead of Tuna?:mad:
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12th December 2005, 04:28 PM #17
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Hang on Termite, I'll come and help
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12th December 2005, 04:29 PM #18
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My son feeds the furball - only, of course, he's always late. The cat, like all it's kind, demands to be fed early. But, instead of bugging 'he who fills the bowl', he bugs ME ... because he's worked that if he bugs me, I'll bug the lad who then fills the bowl
Don't tell me they're stupid.
Richard
he's a dab hand with labradoodles too
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12th December 2005, 04:31 PM #19
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Do tell Iain. What is it involved? Sharp knife and hot oil? Originally Posted by Iain
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12th December 2005, 04:48 PM #20
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The Scotch man, The Scotch
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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12th December 2005, 04:58 PM #21
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Of course, Scotch first............then we cook the cat. :eek: Originally Posted by Iain
The Scotch man, The Scotch
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12th December 2005, 05:06 PM #22
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My daughter and I had CATS for lunch yesterday:
"Cheese And Tomato Sandwiches".
Cheers,
Andrew
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12th December 2005, 05:24 PM #23
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Shame on all of you !!
Last edited by ptc; 30th June 2006 at 11:01 PM.
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12th December 2005, 07:06 PM #24
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Just don't give the thing Panadol or cooked starfish to eat. With Panadol/dein they shred the place & then cark it. Starfish they just go away & don't come back
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12th December 2005, 07:20 PM #25
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Hate cats .... but Shadow's a cool dude Originally Posted by Daddles
My son feeds the furball - only, of course, he's always late. The cat, like all it's kind, demands to be fed early. But, instead of bugging 'he who fills the bowl', he bugs ME ... because he's worked that if he bugs me, I'll bug the lad who then fills the bowl Don't tell me they're stupid.
Richard
he's a dab hand with labradoodles too
As for the Labradoodle .... didn't someone promise it a bullet?
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12th December 2005, 07:23 PM #26
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Can you buy starfish at the Fish Markets? Originally Posted by bsrlee
Bodgy
"Is it not enough simply to be able to appreciate the beauty of the garden without it being necessary to believe that there are faeries at the bottom of it? " Douglas Adams
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12th December 2005, 07:29 PM #27
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Kinda like teenagers in Sydney as of late. Maybe they're parents should stop feeding them as well. Originally Posted by Wood Borer
They too are god's creatures. Destructive, seemingly selfish, left in the bush they do untold damage to the environment.
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12th December 2005, 08:38 PM #28
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The electric cat
Many years ago my sister's Siamese was on my shoulders when I accidentally electrocuted myself (long story and you won't get to hear it). The cat fell off my shoulders onto its head, then, after a second or two, it spat at everything in sight and ran sideways up a wall and through a window.
Following that little episode, that I didn't tell my sister about, I could make that cat do things that just weren't natural. For instance, I could sneak up close and go "Bzzzzztttt" and touch the cat. She would then do a ten foot leap under an eight foot ceiling.
I still have the scars in my shoulders, but no more cat.
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12th December 2005, 09:03 PM #29
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Recycling time again, haven't put it on for a while......
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12th December 2005, 09:36 PM #30
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I like cats
i like cats but i can never eat a whole one by myself
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