Thread: Is it just me ....

What the?........ :eek:












How 'bout a zipper?

please post pics of the whole process

Secret : as per some sci-fi / fantasy novels if you know christopha's real name you can control him as a minion... thus you could tattoo what ever you like on his forehead, I would recommend something in the order of "he who owns spaniels and cats, loves greenies".

Having said this and seen him in the flesh i would recommend liberal doses of rum prior to any such attempt. Oh.... probably best that he doesnt see your face either....

isnt that right Doorstop ?

Having met him I figured my choices were enough grog to float him, or a sturdy 4x2, and I'd be scared of damaging my precious wood
The only person I know that could sort him out is 'beaut', I think he's scared of her.

Anyway he's lucky I like him, or he wouldn't get the nipple he'd get a tattoo of a circumcision scar aroud his head. :eek:

WHAT THE???????????????????


A bloody nipple on top of me scone?? Just how bloody cruel are you mongrels?? A bloody big tit where I couldn't SEE it!! 'sides I would get soooo confused cos I woont know if them blokes were yelling "show us yer tits!" or "Show us yer tats!"

Originally Posted by Christopha

WHAT THE???????????????????


A bloody nipple on top of me scone?? Just how bloody cruel are you mongrels?? A bloody big tit where I couldn't SEE it!! 'sides I would get soooo confused cos I woont know if them blokes were yelling "show us yer tits!" or "Show us yer tats!"

at least you could give yourself a squeeze and not get your face slapped!

Youse bloody mungrels is just yeller of me perfeck head..............

Maybe we could drill a hole in Christopha's head and install a grease nipple on his scone, to lubricate the mind.

And yes DaveInOz, it just you. I would be very concerned.

Whatever your having Dave, I'll have one.

Dan

PS. Did you get up the next day and say "Oh sheite, did I really write that"?

Thats what I usually do Dan


Al

Originally Posted by DanP

PS. Did you get up the next day and say "Oh sheite, did I really write that"?

Yeha, we need a poll on this one.

I do the same.

You blokes need to get back to the shed. You're spending far too much time thinking ... No good can come of this ... it'll all end in tears .....

Dave. Even if we all got together and pooled our resources we couldn't afford the amount of Coonabloodywarra red it would take to get Stoppers' oops sorry...Christopha, shickered....