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    Default Never judge a book.......

    This makes you wonder???....




    Subject: Fw: Who Am I ?

    Question 1:
    If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8kids already, three
    who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
    syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?


    Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.


    Question 2:
    It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
    Here are the facts about the three candidates.


    Candidate A.
    Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
    He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

    Candidate B.
    He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
    college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

    Candidate C
    He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
    an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.


    Which of these candidates would be our choice?
    Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.


    -------------------------------------------------------------













    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
    Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


    And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
    If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.


    Pretty interesting isn't it?
    Makes a person think before judging someone.
    Wait till you see the end of this note!
    keep reading..


    Never be afraid to try something new.
    Remember:

    Amateurs...built the ark.
    Professionals...built the Titanic


    and Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little
    more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

    * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
    * 7 have been arrested for fraud
    * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
    * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
    * 3 have done time for assault
    * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
    * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
    * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
    * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
    * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...


    Can you guess which organization this is?


    It's the 535 members of the United StatesCongress.
    The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed
    to keep the rest of the us in line.!!!!!
    100% of all non-smokers die

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    geez fred, this one is as old as the hills,c an you at least do sone edits before psoting so that its not just a cut and paste ? Ie: I added the word "the" in your last sentance.... after all OZ is not the 51st state of Seppo land.
    Zed

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    Now thats teamwork Zed

    God.......I must lead a sheltered life:eek: :eek: , first time Iv'e seen it:eek:
    100% of all non-smokers die

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    geez fred, this one is as old as the hills,c an you at least do sone edits before psoting so that its not just a cut and paste ? Ie: I added the word "the" in your last sentance.... after all OZ is not the 51st state of Seppo land.

    Wot !!! the seppos are gunna put NZ in 51 , in front of us???????????
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

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