Thread: Locked out again

sew a key into each of your underpants....that way your girl friend will have access to your castle too

Put it on the collar of the four legged monster. Not to many people a willing to get up close and personal to them.

How about boring a hole into a tree about 2 metres above the ground (or lower if you are vertically challenged), then store the key in there and place bark back over hole to hide the spot.

But then I guess you would have to remember exactly where that hole is if you hid it well enough.

We used to swap keys with a neighbour. If you both lock yourselves out at the same time, you're stuffed.

If you don't have a neighbour you can trust, move house

When I was younger I used to have a dirty great 49kg brute of a german shepard called "Fritz" he was big black and hairy (a love box he wasnt). When I used to go camping with mates or whatever I used to lock the house keys in the car and attach the car key to the Fritz's collar and proceed to get peed out of my tiny little mind. after I'd fall asleep (or whatever) the dog would sidle up to me (for whatever reasons dogs have) and there would be 2 benefits warmth and the prevention of being (dare I say it) being wee'd on. NO-ONE ever messed with Fritz. once or twice I got the fright of my life as Fritz went into a frenzy over some such thing. funy thing is he never attacked or bit but his rep protected me. So I agree with FAB - great idea - unless your idea of a dog is not the same as mine...

Alas Fritz is no more - but his rep lives on - I get mates occasionally refering to "that big black bastard you used have"

The few times the wife and I have locked ourselves out of the house I've lifted a few tiles and crawled in through the roof hatch.... seems to work for us.

We had two shepards at Revesby (you need 'em, I can tell you). We lost one before we moved but still have one. People are sh*t scared of them. If they only knew what wimps they really are...

On the general subject of dogs, my old man's got a sign on his front door that says "Never mind the dog, beware of the owner: the bastard bites".

But then he also has a round tuit on his fridge.

I wonder if it's hereditary.

My wife tryed the key on the dog trick some time ago.
Our son (19 years old) rang to say he left his key at home.
So mum put the key around the dog, boy comes home at 2 in the morning, the dog is haveing nothing to do with it, next there a tap at the window, Muuuuumm the dog wont let me in.

Cheers, Allan

I have given serous thought to the key on the dog idea, I am uncertain it would work for me.
Our corgi does not seem all that savage and would show anyone which door the key belonged to if she thought there was a feed in it for her!

We dont have a dog .... but our cat could be an alternative ..... its a pitty that she is an inside cat who never gets let outdoors .... and then there is the issue of no collar.

Dr Dre is a cross Pit Bull and Bull Terrior and although he looks ugly and mean he is the gentlest dog we have had. Not our choice of dogs but number one son couldn't keep him in rented accommodation so we got him. Had Jack Russells before the big black monster. I could rent Dr Dre out as a outhoe - only because he never fills the mine shafts he digs.
Some good ideas thanks as well as the PM I got.

Bought a combination lock for the side door for normal use.
Does not matter which (3) door we go out we can always get back in.

It also has a dead lock for when we go out.
Each set of car keys has a deadlock key as well.

Problem solved unless I forget the combination.

Simple, move! I only lock our house when I go away for days, I never take the keys out of the cars at home, my dog is a shrunken , hairy relation to a guinea pig and we have never had a problem. If anyone locks stuff up around here we all reckon they must be A: strange, B: from the city or C: a crook! Mate and I ran out of juice one day, hauled into a blokes yard, borrowed a jerry, filled it from his tank and left him cash and a note under a rock on his back doormat, no probs.
Bugger the big smoke, can't trust them bastards.... theylock stuff up!!!!!!:confused:

Christopha

When I moved to Perth from other side the blue waters I was told not to worry about locking and the security stuff. I soon became 'tame', didn't lock my cars or shed. One Sunday morning my shed door was wide open.........enough gear to fill two utes and two 6 x 4's had disappeared. Well I locked the door after that although the horse had bolted...........So blow me down 3 weeks later a forced entry to take what was left. I brought 2 x 40 ft containers when I came to Oz, lots and lots of tools.........only the really heavy stuff was left after the visit.

For 3 years not locking was OK, suddenly that all changed.

That sweetness of the 'don't bother to lock' goes pretty bitter each time I reach for gear I used to have but have no more. Locking surely wont prevent your gear being lifted, but it does make it more difficult and hopefully they'll go next door.

A fully alarmed house and shed together with an electric gate is the result of that little visit I got. I personally wouldn't mind erecting an electric fence to incinnerate unauthorised visitors!

Hi All
I just installed this today in my shed.
Make yourself the hard target, then they will go next door.
http://www.dse.com.au/cgi-bin/dse.st...uct/View/L8048

Cheers, Allan :eek:

Type L8048 into the search function on Dicks website if you don't go directly to the link provided in this post. I got sent to a page on digital cameras..