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25th June 2010, 04:30 PM #1
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National Shed
Now that Australia now has a female Prime Minister, there will now be a Prime Ministers partner/husband that the nation needs to make allowances for. I think that it is about time that there is a National Shed erected in the grounds of the Lodge.
This National Shed could be equipped with a set of National tools ( a national drill press, a National saw and National thicknesser and National jointer etc...) there would also need to be a National ladder so as the 'First Man' can clean the spouting and a National lawn mower so he can cut the grass.
What tools would you like to see in the National Shed?Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.
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25th June 2010, 04:37 PM #2
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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A gallows.
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I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
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25th June 2010, 04:54 PM #3
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We were joking about this here at work this morning. The paper have dubbed him "The First Bloke" because reportedly he likes a beer and I wanted to know if he has a shed, because I'm not sure he gets to be "The First Bloke" unless he's got a shed (and a few shed spiders as well).
PeterThe other day I described to my daughter how to find something in the garage by saying "It's right near my big saw". A few minutes later she came back to ask: "Do you mean the black one, the green one, or the blue one?".
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25th June 2010, 05:07 PM #4
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Do hairdressers have sheds?
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25th June 2010, 05:14 PM #5
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He might need a shed to sharpen his clippers
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25th June 2010, 05:15 PM #6
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Wonder if he will entertain Obama's Michelle when they visit and how will he entrain her.
Originally Posted by Woodwould
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.
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25th June 2010, 05:24 PM #7
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I'm sure they could find something to get up to... I mean, they are adults. Perhaps not in the shed though. Originally Posted by Phil Spencer
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25th June 2010, 05:27 PM #8
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You mean style her hair of course Originally Posted by Woodwould
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.
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25th June 2010, 05:28 PM #9
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What else would they have in common? Originally Posted by Phil Spencer
You mean style her hair of course.
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
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26th June 2010, 10:49 PM #10
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Sounds as he would fit into the chap bracket more than the bloke group..
Apologies for using that C word, but in this case seem it had to be said.
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