The Official Cricket Thread

[jow104]

It's tea at the cricket and Gumby is logged off, obviously gone to the loo for a quick nervous vomit. She'll be right, it's only the first session, and Gilly's in.

But our Canadian guest was a bit bemused when I left the room with Straya on 87 'cause I couldn't watch what would happen, AND then some suckhole pom caught a ball which was intended for the boundary.... sigh!


Reminds them of the ape race from which we were evolved I s'pose, but surely you knew that Zed?

Cheers,

P

Midge it's much worst than that. It's not tea, but lunch (only two hours play).

[AlexS]

We interrupt this thread to bring ou an update:

13:55 - Lead Over Five Minutes
The peloton is at the 73km mark. It is being led by the Discovery Channel team. The deficit to the 10 escapees is 5’15".

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Thanks for a bit of interesting sport

[E. maculata]

I reckon the game is all screwed, two wooden clubs and 6 sharpened sticks it's obviously a deathsport in waiting, and that's the thing about cricket the gawddarned inactivity, sleeping is far more productive & exciting IMO
I'm with the graped ape on this one.

[Gumby]

It's picture time and here's our offer of me scoring 100 at Lords tomorrow (second innings).

I only have 500 signed copies at $595 each or you can pay in 4 easy installments of $120.

Just PM me your credit card details and I'll certainly send you one

[jow104]

It would have been a good day, but have you heard there have been 4 more bombs on the transport system again in London today. (not so serious this time )

[Ashore]

This is suppose to be a 5 day game

I think we will wrap it up in three

England 3 for 18 and counting


Zed
Go the Eels what just like they did in 2001 and every other year smith has coached them . I'de rather watch cricket than see that much talent wasted year in and year out.






Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

[bitingmidge]

Midge it's much worst than that.

Well said!



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[Gingermick]

As long as Mythbusters is on on Monday,

I was looking for that in the TV guide yesterday and it wasn't there.

[Gingermick]

$595 each or you can pay in 4 easy installments of $120.

Can I get a refund of the $595 after I've made the 4 paymens of $120 if I change my mind?

[Pat]

Mick, thanks for the bad news. Hopefully the croqet does not go for the five days and normal programming can resume . . . :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: No Mythbusters would make the idiot box totally unworthy of existence!

[Zed]

so the aussies collapsed as did the poms after them... why did they bother ?

[bitingmidge]

Mythbusters is not in the programme guide because test matches are scheduled to run five days (or is it still six in England with a rest day?).

Don't be concerned.

The other Myth that will be well and truly shattered in time for SBS to resume normal programming, is that the Poms have a snowflakes chance of surviving more than three days.

Cheers,

P (Sorry jow, didn't know you were reading this thread!)

[silentC]

Who needs SBS anyway? Give it back to Zeddy and his mates so they can get their jollies. I'm watching it on FOX2

Ooh ah, Glen McGrath `

[Iain]

Can I get a refund of the $595 after I've made the 4 paymens of $120 if I change my mind?

Only on the frame, which I believe is a preserved monkey rectum

[Gumby]

so the aussies collapsed as did the poms after them... why did they bother ?

because they collapse much better than we do (why did I turn it of ???) :mad:

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