Thread: just had a phone call

Originally Posted by Bushmiller

That reminds me of Robin Williams' quote:

"Divorce: Ah yes; From the latin word meaning to extract a man's testicles through his wallet ."

Regards
Paul


(TL. Nothing personal here. I know it works both ways .)

Well our divorce is one of the few true amicable ones I know of. No testicles extracted from anywhere.

Originally Posted by tea lady

Well our divorce is one of the few true amicable ones I know of. No testicles extracted from anywhere.

The last time I heard about that situation they were held quite safely be Scrotum, the trusty wrinkled old family retainer

Originally Posted by jimbur

How many times have landmarks like the Eiffel tower and London Bridge been sold?

Only once that I'm aware of. A bunch of fools bought it and moved it to Arizona.

We have caller I/D here and we can see on a display the number and name of the caller. When it is a telemarketer, I'll answer in Spanish and use the only two words that I know. Bueno and si. Every question that they ask, I'll answer with si until they hang up.

Anyone want to buy scrap steel?

I have been tasked with selling that big bridge in Sydney which is surplus to requirements.

Please send me your bank and credit card details by the end of this week and it is yours.

Not interested in scrap steel - how about road base - I have just this minute been tasked with getting rid of this big rock in central Australia as it is getting in the way of the sunrise and providing too much shade for the delicate desert plants.

As above - Please send me your bank and credit card details by the end of this week and it is yours.

Originally Posted by rrich

Only once that I'm aware of. A bunch of fools bought it and moved it to Arizona.

Sorry Rich, should have said 'sold'.