Thread: Steet Directory Syndrome

Yes I have experienced this but I think there is a logical explanation for it: the guys in the traffic control room are toying with you

It is a universal constant.

A similar thing occurs when smoking, it only falls from your lips when driving in shorts in busy traffic or high speed on a freeway .

Glad I got a gps and gave up smoking in 2002, some types of excitement we just don't need in our lives

Yep!! Definitely a universal law. Also works with kids dropping stuff on stretches of road with no stopping opportunities.

And when the kid says "Gota go to toilet...NOW" there will be nowere to stop and solid traffic.

And when you want ta take a bite of yousandwhich.
And when you want to sip your hot coffee.

Or reach over a get a drink out of your fridge

Does anyone know if it's actually illegal to eat and/or drink while you're driving? Someone once told me it was but sounds like a myth to me.

Now come on surely not

Never had any trouble like that driving heavy vehicles, directory sat nicely inside the steering wheel, as did the Daily Telegraph coffee sat at my right, hand burger on the dash a quick bite or sip between gear changes and turning round corners problem

But those woman putting on their make up in their little cars wondering all over the road not to mention trying pulling on pantyhose between lights

Its illegal to drink an alcoholic beverage but not a softdrink in NSW anyway. Bleedin wowsers!

Yeah thought so. What about leaning over and getting a drink out of your fridge while you're hurtling down a freeway at 110kph in a B-Double full of paper?

obviously out of reach should have had the fridge right at his elbow so when he opened it up his hand went straight to it..

No different to putting in a Tape/CD/DVD using CB radio, two way radio, smoking looking for that lighter. turning round to slap the kids or stop the fighting.

never have those problems on two wheels just use a long straw

I'm waiting for a Braille street directory. I can't drive with my reading glasses on and can't read a street directory without them...and I can't stand a womans voice telling me where to go.

Why is it that the place/ street you want is always right in the middle of where the bluddy directory is stapled/ glued/ concreted together?

Third Law of Street Directories.

"Street Directories shall not be used when the radio is turned on"

I hate being navigator because as soon as I look down at the map I feel car sick.