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  1. 25th September 2006, 10:43 AM #1
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    Default A Question of Warranty.

    About three years ago I had major anal surgery which involved total reconstruction of my asrehole. It would appear that this particular part has developed another problem (mysterious non-haemoroidal lump) which will be investigated tomorrow.
    The question is, considering the original asrehole lasted 59 years before requiring repairs, am I justified in making a warranty claim for faulty repair work? :eek::eek:
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  3. 25th September 2006, 10:51 AM #2
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    Just return it and get a replacement, there are heaps around waiting for adoption

    After all you deserve a ring of confidence
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  4. 25th September 2006, 10:54 AM #3
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    OK, someone has to say it......
    What a pain in the asre.

    Sorry to hear about it Termite, hope it turns out to be nothing serious & all is well again soon.

    It'll be a bit of a worry if the surgeon looks at your asrehole & says "I thought I recognised that face from somewhere."

    Oh, and don't forget to give us an update.
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  5. 25th September 2006, 11:01 AM #4
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    You should have paid extra for the stainless steel one mate

    Hope all goes well...
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  6. 25th September 2006, 11:17 AM #5
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    Termite, return it and get your money back. What do you need an XXXX for anyway?
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  7. 25th September 2006, 11:47 AM #6
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    Ask for a rebate.
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    It's not worth getting a good one, get one of the cheap Chinese one's on the market. When it wears out just get another one
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  10. 25th September 2006, 12:06 PM #9
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    And please, just on thing.......


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    There are heaps of spare ones on the bb here.... :eek:
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    Reminds me of the newspaper report years ago about Richard Nixon having an asrehole transplant.

    But in the stop-press the next day, we learnt that the asrehole had rejected him.
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  13. 25th September 2006, 12:58 PM #12
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    Speak to a solicitor, they are experts in this field
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    Just had an email from the ROONRRIC (Royal Order of National Rectum Repairers Industry Council) listing their statutory warranties for various classes of asrehole.

    1. Common everyday asrehole. 3 months or 300 farts, whichever comes first. Usage of asrehole outside design parameters will void the warranty.

    2. Solicitors and Used Car Salesmen. No warranty as they are considered commercial usage.

    3. Federal and State Politicians. Warranty as per Common variety but void after the first shirty statement.

    4. Little Johnny. No warranty, considered to be a complete and irrepairable asrehole.
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  15. 25th September 2006, 06:44 PM #14
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    Was in Frankston a couple of days ago, had a bit of a giggle when I saw the sign,
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    I wonder if that was an advertisement or a statement
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    Can you get a good reposested one, just make sure it came from a good home.

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