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    about time we had a section where everyone can add to, we could even have 2 going at once , 1 here and 1 in the Open Slaughter section

    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    There is no such thing as Gravity. The World sucks

    What about some Classic Monty Python.

    " I Fart in your direction, King Arthur "

    " Is that all you've got "

    " He's not the Messiah, He's a very naughty boy "

    " Were not the Judean people's front. Were the Peoples front of Judea."

    " Always look on the Bright side of life " - Whistle, Whistle.

    " Were all impressed down here, I can tell you."

    " Just one more Mint "

    "The eyes are open, the mouth moves but Mr Brain has long since departed""

    There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence

    Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
    Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.
    Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

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    The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence

    One slash and you're ash....
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
    We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
    Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?

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    Hi,

    "We are all here because we are not all there"

    An inmate of a mental institution when they were asked if any of them knew why they were there.

    Regards
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    You well may think I am a nobody.
    Well nobody's perfect.

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    Don't @#$% with the Romans - Jesus.
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    Was not aware of the censorship here -you get the gist

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    There is none so blind as those who will not see
    There is none so deaf as those who will not hear
    There is none so dumb as those who will not ask
    And to dine alone is a heartless meal

    Without troops all I command is my desk
    Without communication all I command is my thoughts

    You eat in the mess
    You create the mess
    You eat in the mess
    You clean up the mess
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
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    I was used as a reference for a former employee.
    My response was:
    "He is very smart at what he is dumb at."
    The HR person was exceptionally confused. I explained, "When he don't know, he asks questions."

    BTW - I would rather have 10 like him rather than one that knows it all.
    Rich

    When SWMBO said "I won't cook in metric."
    The metric system died in the US.

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    Over population is everybody's baby.
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    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Never start an argument that you know you can't win.

    Once I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.
    Tom

    "It's good enough" is low aim

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    Its only heavy while your holding it
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chesand View Post
    Never start an argument that you know you can't win.
    So never argue with a woman then ?
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
    We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
    Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post

    Never pick up a woman before noon, if she was any good she would still be in bed.
    Hugh!!!

    That is very non PC!

    But you are allowed under the rule that anybody growing up before PC was invented can continue in the fashion to which they have become accustomed. Besides which there may be an element of truth.

    Somewhere I have a book of Mae West quotes. There was some interesting reading there like the time she returned to her dressing room to find a dozen men waiting for her.

    She leaned nonchalantly against the door jamb with one hand on the unsupported hip, gyrating provocatively and said,

    "Well boys. I'm feeling a little tired this evening. One uv you's gonna haff to leave!"

    Regards
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    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    People Who Say It Cannot Be Done Should Not Interrupt Those Who Are Doing It (?GB Shaw)

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    Tobe happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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