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    Unhappy Recently Traumatised by Al

    ...........Hhhheeeeeeeeeeelllllllppppppp!!!:eek::eek::eek:

    I'm not sure how many members saw this but last night Al posted a terryfying photo of himself 1/2 naked in foil drag with a poor mans Ned Kelly style foily on!!!!! AAAarrrrrrrrrr it was horrific he looked like a burn't out star!!!!

    ........................Ever since I've been having Nightmares, waking up screaming and have this weird unexplainable desire to dress up in foil!!! Can someone help me??? I think i'm loosin it!!!!

    From NewLou to PoorLou :eek::eek:
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    Lou I must admit that I have been wondering what Al does on Saturday nights??
    Specializing in O positive timber stains

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    I think Multix alfoil is on special at Bi-lo this week if you get the 30 meter roll it should last you for a couple of weeks.

    As to Al's picture " Did you have to remind me "
    Looked like a tin man from flesh gorden



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    I've actually met Al in person. It's quite scary. I wouldn't advise doing it on a full stomach. Especially after eating pancakes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewLou
    .............Ever since I've been having Nightmares, waking up screaming and have this weird unexplainable desire to dress up in foil!!! Can someone help me??? I think i'm loosin it!!!!

    From NewLou to PoorLou :eek::eek:

    Poor, poor Lou. The post was only yesterday and ever since you've been having nightmares? :confused: Better get some gold alfoil and dress like Al and all will be better.


    Oh, and when you do, please post a photo.


    Peter.

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    Yes, but WHERE did he post this horror? I missed it (and am not sure that is a bad thing)

    Richard

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    Default Knacker Laquer

    I made the mistake of posting on the Finishing forum, well it is a finish of sorts.
    MFKL that is.

    It wasnt even rude.
    Ive seen more ruderer piccys on this BB, there is the one with the lycra wearing bikers for starters, at least I was wearing jocks covered by very, very, very loose alfoil.
    You would need to have been sniffing some sort of solvent over long periods of time to have been offended.

    All you saw was my guts and legs.
    Addmitedly not a pretty sight, but not offensive by a long shot.


    Al :confused:

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    .................................................All you saw was my guts and legs.
    Addmitedly not a pretty sight, but not offensive by a long shot.


    Al :confused:
    To the Moderators of this forum.
    A big thank you for saving me from this horrible experience. It appears others were not as fortunate as I, and unexpectedly saw this horrid sight. It is important to be vigilant, I mean poor little kiddies may have been exposed to this life altering experience.
    Boring signature time again!

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    Default NNNNNNnnnnnoooooooooooo

    Oh No!!!

    I just couldn't help myself!!!.............and then My daughter started to get infected To!!!!

    I don't know how it worked but I spilt some U-BEAUT EEE - ULTRA SHINE Found Here:

    http://www.ubeaut.com.au/ubhome.htm

    On the infected area and the dreaded foily infection just seemed to Drop off!!! ..............I've seen this stuff infect Keanu Reeves on the Matrix! I reackon I was lucky not to end up some kind of more perverse hairer neanderthal version of Al!!!.............................Whew! Glad its Just all over!!!!

    From Poor Lou to Lou2U
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    Geez, I hope that photo gets canned, thats about as bad as mine.


    Al :confused:

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    Just when you thought the Daleks were the most evil threat to the universe....Next weeks episode of Doctor Who..."Attack of the Foileys".
    Whatever note you blow youre never more than a semitone away from the correct one....(Miles Davis)

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    Default Foily patrol

    Al, it may not have been rude but it certainly was offensive. I was offended a couple of times just to make sure.

    One positive out of whole thing is that you have stumbled accross the answer to the shop urinator problem. A couple of nights patroling in the foily outfit and they will stay away in droves!
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    I'm not sure whether to be disgruntled, or relieved that I missed it.

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    Is this the pic that Col was refering to last night?

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    Craig
    Not only was Col referring to the offending article, but he caused it. All Al was doing was showing the results of adding lustre to the clustre. Soooo shiny you'd swear he had foil on his three nads. The glare was blinding, you couldn't see anything offensive. Nauseating maybe, but not offensive.
    Lou.
    You need a gold foilie to protect you from the effects of your nightmares.
    Cheers
    Jim

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    Quote Originally Posted by craigb
    Is this the pic that Col was refering to last night?
    Jim has it right, Craig.

    I promised in another thread to send Al my much prized pot of MFKL in return for him keeping his kit on in response to a challenge. Al readily accepted - as who wouldn't?

    I mailed him the promised pot of MFKL and Al duly posted a piccy of himself holding the MFKL container. There were aspects of this illustration that were very difficult to look at. Most of these consisted of Al.

    As Jim says, however, the lustre was wondrous to behold. You could actually see the particles of light speeding up in order to add to the effect! Remarkable to any except those of us who understand the miraculous effect of Mr Factor's tackle enhancement lotion.

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