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    Bustard!

    When I'm your age maybe one of these ...
    Cheers, Ern

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    You'll be my age next year, better save up .
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy John View Post
    You'll be my age next year, better save up .

    But won't you be a year older GJ? And therefore Ern will still not be your age.

    Good to hear about the progress and the insurance Ern.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rsser View Post
    Bustard!

    When I'm your age maybe one of these ...

    Ern, I think you should aim for something a little more assertive


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    LOL. Wld sure get respect on a country road.

    That'd be a good one for "Need a caption".

    Eg. "What's Afghani for stay back?"
    "Dunno"
    "Oh, too late anyway"
    Cheers, Ern

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    Quote Originally Posted by rsser View Post
    LOL. Wld sure get respect on a country road.

    That'd be a good one for "Need a caption".

    Eg. "What's Afghani for stay back?"
    "Dunno"
    "Oh, too late anyway"


    ....or perhaps "So that's why they call it the Putty Road!"

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    yeah.....but that tank would look silly with a sidecar attached

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Brush View Post
    yeah.....but that tank would look silly with a sidecar attached
    Not that anyone would actually have the guts to say so to you though

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    Bet the local copper wouldn't be asking whether the helmet was ASA approved!
    Cheers, Ern

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    Not that anyone would actually have the guts to say so to you though
    Maybe thats what the fellow in Tiananmen Square was saying


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    Hi Wally
    at about 8 liters per km i think a bike would be a bit cheaper to run.

    Cheers Tony
    Tony

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    Still exxy tho.

    Rear tyres, 5000 km, $330. Nice sticky ones, 3000km.

    Chain & sprocket kit, maybe 20,000km, $350.

    Getting hit and not remembering it, priceless!
    Cheers, Ern

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    PS Rang the hand physio y'day about the splint riding on the Kwires giving me curry.

    Get out a paint stripper gun she says, soften the pocket in the splint and widen it.

    Job done in about a minute flat. Ahh, magic.

    ... 1st time I went to see her about the buggered thumb joint, I was ready with a wisecrack about whether you could make a living out of hand-jobs and she walks into the room, with a form to make a fella's eyes water, and I remembered my manners
    Cheers, Ern

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    "What's Afghani for stay back?"

    توقفگاه. بدهي پس or there abouts
    Inspiration exists, but it has to find you working. — Pablo Picasso


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    Nice one hughie!

    How about 'It's give way to the right where we come from!' ?
    Cheers, Ern

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