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    I love them, dont get many but when I do I let them carry on then interupt ask them their name again, then
    'get out are you really Amy? so how is mum, I was banging her a few years ago when in Phillipines.... hey wait a minute are you my daughter/son.?'
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    I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonyz View Post
    I love them, dont get many but when I do I let them carry on then interupt ask them their name again, then
    'get out are you really Amy? so how is mum, I was banging her a few years ago when in Phillipines.... hey wait a minute are you my daughter/son.?'
    line usually goes very silent
    Back in the days when we had a landline we used to keep getting calls for someone named Caroline. I think Caroline may have been dyslexic and kept confusing her number and giving out ours by mistake. We used to get calls for her from telemarketers, volunteer coordinators for places she did volunteer work and all sorts of people.

    I got sick of it after a while. My standard response to "Can I please speak to Caroline" became "I'm sorry but Caroline is giving me a b!0wjob right now and she will not be speaking to anyone until she is finished." Caroline seemed to be able to remember her number after a few weeks of that and we got no more calls for her.
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.

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