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  1. 29th August 2006, 11:05 PM #1
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    Default We can send a man to the moon but why cant we .....

    .... invent a CD case constructed of a material where the internal fingers aren't so brittle that they break after the first week. :mad:
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  3. 29th August 2006, 11:11 PM #2
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    stop the council from chipping valuable logs?
    everything is something, for a reason:confused:
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  4. 29th August 2006, 11:13 PM #3
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    manage for the Crows to stay healthy at finals time

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  5. 29th August 2006, 11:23 PM #4
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    Fill the freakin' pot holes at the end of my street!!!!

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  6. 29th August 2006, 11:25 PM #5
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    heads of small screws snapping of in the hinge
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  7. 30th August 2006, 01:01 AM #6
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    Cut in a sraight line!
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  8. 30th August 2006, 01:57 AM #7
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    ARRRRGGGHHHHHHH

    Why can't a woman be more like a man? (to quote that bloke from My Fair Lady).

    Sorry, it's been one of those nights. Looks like I'll have unrestricted shed time for the foreseeable future Pity, she was cute too

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  9. 30th August 2006, 10:07 AM #8
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    ...keep cats in their owners yards?


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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  10. 30th August 2006, 10:11 AM #9
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    Stop killing each other for the sake of religion, greed, lust etc?
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  11. 30th August 2006, 10:17 AM #10
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    What Benny said. (You feeling crook today Benny? )
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    Nah just cant see the mentality of it all. As bad as the football code rift, just leads to pain.
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    ... send up the government, whole kit and caboodle! We would be better off.
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    .... stop ex-partners from filling the kids' heads with their bitterness:mad:
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    stop current partners from saying no all the time??????????
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    get that last pickled onion oy of the jar without a bluddy mess???
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