Sitting on the loo this morning I got to thinking back on my life.

I remembered as an apprentice having a disagreement with the shop steward.
In the end I called him an old bastard and walked off.
He went up to the bosses office and laid a complaint.
I got called up to the office and we were told we had to get along with each other and i had to apologise.
then the boss said ok get back to work.
as we walked out he pointed to me and said not you.
I stayed and closed the door. The boss looked at me and said there was no need to mention his age son
get back to work