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  1. 2nd September 2009, 06:02 PM #1
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    Default Six truths of life



    1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.



    2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.



    3. The first truth is a lie.



    4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.



    5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.



    6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian Smith View Post




    1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.


    I bet Gene Simmons from Kiss can do it.
    Whatever note you blow youre never more than a semitone away from the correct one....(Miles Davis)
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