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    Default SWMBO (or I should have known better)

    Up and at em early thismorning, 'before you go' sayeth she, 'can you set up the mixmaster?' OK, no problems.
    We don't have a mixmaster but we do have a Kenwood Chef which I (wrongfully) assumed was what she meant.
    SWMBO is outside for about 1/2 an hour feeding horses then bursts in, 'where is it' .......I dutifully point at the kitchen bench, 'how can I concrete the path with that?'.
    Oh woe am I, I should have realised that she meant set up the concrete mixer.
    Why am I so stupid as not to realise that this was what she meant
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    When she finishes can she come and do my paths?

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    geez ian if shes gunna do the concreting - you'd do better than argue with some sheila that can hump 40kg bags of concrete into a mixer!!!
    Zed

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    Us blokes are all the same - we don't listen, we don't understand - we are only males. :confused:

    No I haven't thrown in the towell, just learnt survival skills.
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    IAIN - DONKEY TAMER. Eh mate, would you care to share a few of your secrets with us mere mortals.

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    40kg bags of concrete
    Not any more. Try and buy a 40kg bag of cement. They only come in 20kg bags here now because of OH&S. Too small to stick a shovel in. Pain in the earse.
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Same ere. Notice the price is not half either. :mad:
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    Like petrol....

    The price is not set in concrete...........................


    I know I know poor attempt at humor

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    Doncha mean a pour attempt at humour? Nyuck nyuck.... Oh, sorry, that was yesterday.
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Oh my God!!! I cant spall????

    Isn't this how it all started????

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    Too small to stick a shovel in. Pain in the earse.
    Well it would be wouldnt it.

    Ive been buying them 20kg bags for about 3 years.
    Makes it easier on the labourer, just tip the whole freekin lot into the mixer.
    No dud mixes, or rainbow coloured mud.

    I think I pay about $6 per bag?

    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    Not any more. Try and buy a 40kg bag of cement. They only come in 20kg bags here now because of OH&S. Too small to stick a shovel in. Pain in the earse.
    We can still get 40kg in QLD (at least in Warwick). Went to buy some for concreting garden shed slab and all I could get was 40kg bags. The rapid set stuff comes in 20kgs or 10kg now and buying 2 10's is cheaper than a 20kg bag sometimes:confused:
    Have a nice day - Cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wood Butcher
    We can still get 40kg in QLD (at least in Warwick). Went to buy some for concreting garden shed slab and all I could get was 40kg bags.
    In Bundaberg i still buy it by the 40 kg bag. you can get 20 kg bags but they are about $8.80 when a 40 kg one is about 11.80.

    if they were half the price of a 40 kg bag i would get them all the time, easier on the back , and like Al, i use half a bag per mix

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    The married mans mantra:

    Happy Wife, Happy Life
    if you always do as you have always done, you will always get what you have always got

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    I dont see what the problem is.......my Mum had an old Kenwood mixer that I reckon could handle a few loads of cement.
    Whatever note you blow youre never more than a semitone away from the correct one....(Miles Davis)

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