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    How many apples are there in a bunch of grapes?

    Red grapes or white grapes Cliff?
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    Never seen a white grape in my life, plenty of green ones though

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    You blokes aren't being serious. All poor old Peter wanted to do was pass the buck and you lot keep pushing the post off to someone else to answer. That's the attitude that has made this country what it is today ... such a bloody good place to live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddles
    You blokes aren't being serious. .
    Oh yes we are, it takes a lot of effort to succesfully hijack a post.

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    HOKAY I GET THE MESSAGE

    Peter R.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Termite
    Never seen a white grape in my life, plenty of green ones though
    Well for that matter, how many red grapes are actually red? :confused:
    Red Globe are a weird 'donkey' colour & all the grapes they make red wine out of look more like blue than red.

    PS. I mean the colour is weird, not the donkey.
    Cliff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter R
    HOKAY I GET THE MESSAGE

    Peter R.

    Don't believe that for a minute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter R
    HOKAY I GET THE MESSAGE

    Peter R.
    Peter, don't give up so easy mate. Hang in there and dish it right back. :

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    Problem - How to reduce the number of plastic bags going into landfill.
    Burn them.

    Whilst drinking wine from blue grapes witha ya donkey mate whilst watching a hijacked apple pump a water bottle full of milk scum.

    And I didn't even use shagged.
    Boring signature time again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter R
    HOKAY I GET THE MESSAGE

    Peter R.
    Is that like:

    "Ya do the Hokay Pokay and ya turn around?
    That's what it's all about???"

    By George old son, I think you've found the answer!

    Cheers,

    P

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    Quote Originally Posted by vsquizz
    No NO....How many times can you refill a Pump water bottle with milk for smoko until the little line of milk scum (which gets there from when you come home shagged and forget to clean out the smoko bag) breaks away and puts a blob of rotten milk in ya brew??.. And do you:

    A) Drink it anyway
    B) Give the brew to your oppo
    C) tip it out an make another??
    Cheers
    Poll! Poll! Poll!

    Yeah vsquizz.
    I would go for a.

    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by outback
    Burn them.

    Whilst drinking wine from blue grapes witha ya donkey mate whilst watching a hijacked apple pump a water bottle full of milk scum....
    Makes a fairly political statement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    Poll! Poll! Poll!

    Yeah vsquizz.
    I would go for a.

    Al
    I'm too shagged for polls and grape jokes...Oh crap...where's the smoko bag??.. So how many times can you refill a...hmmm...Gatorade bottle...??

    AND...what is it with electricians on building sites..Everybody working away fine, plasterers plasterinin, brickies brickiein (sometimes), tilers tilering, sharing the one water point and two lousy power points on the site and bugger me who turns up and digs a trench through the whole lot, bloody electricians thats who, bloke can't push a barrow or shift a vehicle NO because the bloody electricians dug a flamin trench ...do they teach this at elecktrickery school do they..how to bugger up a building site and have a good giggle.

    I'm off the land of nod...
    Squizzy

    "It is better to be ignorant and ask a stupid question than to be plain Stupid and not ask at all" {screamed by maths teacher in Year 8}

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    How to bugger up a building site, call a Gov advisor or a union rep, don't bag the sparkies, I've got one coming out this weekend I hope, if his pump bottle isn't buggered.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
    Well for that matter, how many red grapes are actually red? :confused:
    Red Globe are a weird 'donkey' colour & all the grapes they make red wine out of look more like blue than red.

    PS. I mean the colour is weird, not the donkey.
    Cliff, that is a blatant attempt to be sensible. Get some help man

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