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    Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.
    The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.
    Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
    A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.
    It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
    In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
    This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
    This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.
    When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

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    Brilliant love it

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    That's gold
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    That's gold
    No it's Governmentium.

    When Governmentium gets to the atomic weight of 535, Governmentium descends upon Washington every fall and annoys the natives until late spring.

    I would have said Canberra but I don't know the number of MP etc.
    Rich

    When SWMBO said "I won't cook in metric."
    The metric system died in the US.

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    [QUOTE=rrich;2160981I would have said Canberra but I don't know the number of MP etc.[/QUOTE]
    Whatever it is, it's WAY too many!!!! So many a...oles, so few ..llets!!!
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rrich View Post
    I would have said Canberra but I don't know the number of MP etc.
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    76 Senators -- 12 for each original state (=72), plus 2 for each Territory
    151 Representatives -- 5 for Tasmania, plus 2 for the Northern Territory, the rest are distributed proportionally by census population of each state.
    regards from Canada

    ian

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