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    Default What's the worst thing you've ever said

    What's the worst thing you've ever said.

    I've said so many stoopid things over the years I can't remember which was the worst :eek:
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    I do

    If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.

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    Hehe..................moderators are gonna swoop on this one real fast ..............taking bets on how long thread will stay open

    Heres mine #@^%&^#%^**#*&@&^**&(*@%&@$^&&*()*(#&*#%&!@%^@&#*&*#&*#&*&*$&*#


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    I wouldn't be putting your money on that nag, no way.

    Oh, the horse - Kingston Town.

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    I just remembered the worst thig I ever said.

    "I Do " (the 2nd time)

    though the 3rd time I said it, it was the smartest thing I ever said.
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    *LMAO* I can empathise with Echidna

    I said Oh Gee Shucks once. Maybe the worst thing I ever said is that George W Bush will end up being one of the more significant American Presidents. Seemed apparant enough because we were obviously enough living in significant times. Whether he turns out to be a hero or failure history will judge later but anyway my family being Bush haters decided that was a good enough reason to chuck me out of the family. Old man rang recently and it was like yeah why?

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    Yeah, I can do that for you

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    Ok, here's one, and it is of the holy ####: did I just say that, and where is that hole in the floor I can jump into.

    When i was younger (17 years ago), I was doing a Welding Engineering course (so I could design welding procedures etc). I broke my arm in a motorbike accident, so was a bit encumbered during the practical workshop sessions. Another professional engineer on the course had had an industrial accident 10 years or so earlier, and only had one arm. We were teamed up together, and I remarked "we'll do well - the 2 one-armed bandits!"

    So where was the hole in the floor when you need it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Studley 2436
    *LMAO* I can empathise with Echidna

    I said Oh Gee Shucks once. Maybe the worst thing I ever said is that George W Bush will end up being one of the more significant American Presidents. Seemed apparant enough because we were obviously enough living in significant times. Whether he turns out to be a hero or failure history will judge later but anyway my family being Bush haters decided that was a good enough reason to chuck me out of the family. Old man rang recently and it was like yeah why?

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    the worst thing i said was a womens name whilst in bed with another ooops

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    mudguts that is either the worst thing or the dumbest thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudgutts
    the worst thing i said was a womens name whilst in bed with another ooops
    Hopefully it wasn't "Mum"........:eek:
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    Studley 2436 both i think

    and no it wasn't mum, was my 1st wife

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    While rock climbing..."Nah,don't need a rope for that..."

    And my life didn't flash before my eyes...in fact all I had time for was"Ah,fu...." :eek:
    There's a boat inside me trying to get out.
    Was it something I ate?

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    While rock climbing..."Nah,don't need a rope for that..."
    Been there done that. Got the metal plate in my heel and early arthritis in my ankle to prove it

    Haven't said too many silly things, done plenty of silly things though. Worst thing I ever said was a beauty though. When talking about kids in a group of people at a work pyss up, turned to the guy next to me and said "you don't have kids, do you?". This was about 2 weeks after his first kid was still-born and I knew all about it.
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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