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  1. 27th July 2009, 06:11 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    I think you need help. It just ain't natural.

    I seem to have the opposite problem in my workshop its the most untidy I have ever seen, and I've seen some Australian ones.

    Please help
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  3. 27th July 2009, 06:16 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by jow104 View Post
    I seem to have the opposite problem in my workshop its the most untidy I have ever seen, and I've seen some Australian ones.

    Please help


    I can lend you my full support!
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    Perhaps we could arrange a wife swap?
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  5. 27th July 2009, 06:30 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by jow104 View Post
    Perhaps we could arrange a wife swap?
    I only do Hubby swaps. Do you have one of those?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    I only do Hubby swaps. Do you have one of those?
    The wife is calling me,, coffee is ready, I must go before she looks over my shoulder.
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    Hi tea lady, that offer was my 5000th post and I finally got a positive result.!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jow104 View Post
    Hi tea lady, that offer was my 5000th post and I finally got a positive result.!
    Proves you've just got to keep trying and never give up.
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  9. 27th July 2009, 06:55 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    The autocensor picks up most words but that has been left out. This site is one of the few Bulletin Boards in the world that has Education Department approval for studying woodwork. It also has a very high ranking with Google.
    Maybe Neil would endear himself more to the Education Department and improve his Google ranking if he changed the Shithot product name to 'Extremely Good' or some such similar name.

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    If the answer is no to either question then it is edited or deleted.
    My daughter was way ahead of this thread when she was twelve and so are any twelve year-olds I've met.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    I think you need help. It just ain't natural.
    It is the way I was brought up, so it's my mothers fault.
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