Thread: My wife R A T F L H A O

Originally Posted by Phil Spencer

We also have two teddy bears on the bed one a girl and the other a boy, when I make the bed I arrange these bears in what could be loosely described as a risqué pose. Well teddy bears apparently are not supposed to get up to naughty behaviour, both the bears and me get into trouble.

Are You Sure this isn't the SICK PUPPY thread?

Had a thought (wife says it is dangerous when I think) could open a new thread in the Orange Room, it could be a competition members could send in photos of their teddies in risqué poses/situations. might end up with a teddy bear version of that well known Indian publication.


Or maybe it could go into the education section

Originally Posted by Phil Spencer

Had a thought (wife says it is dangerous when I think) could open a new thread in the Orange Room, it could be a competition members could send in photos of their teddies in risqué poses/situations.

I think you'll find you're the only one with teddies! Tea Lady - anything to offer?

Originally Posted by Woodwould

I think you'll find you're the only one with teddies! Tea Lady - anything to offer?

See wife is right it is dangerous when I think!

You should have used greasy tools to ruin the sheets so that she wouldn't ask you to do it again.

Inappropriate in here.

Originally Posted by Woodwould

I think you'll find you're the only one with teddies! Tea Lady - anything to offer?

No teddies here.

Also, the bed doesn't get made in our house. It gets aired. Read somewhere its better for you if the blankets are pulled back during the day. less bugs lurking there and all that. That's my excuse and I;m sticking to it.

Originally Posted by tea lady

Also, the bed doesn't get made in our house. It gets aired. Read somewhere its better for you if the blankets are pulled back during the day. less bugs lurking there and all that. That's my excuse and I;m sticking to it.

Ooohhhhhh, I like that theory. And when the wife complains I can say I did my research carefully and somebody on the internet said it so it must be true.

Peter

Originally Posted by tea lady

No teddies here.

Also, the bed doesn't get made in our house. It gets aired. Read somewhere its better for you if the blankets are pulled back during the day. less bugs lurking there and all that. That's my excuse and I;m sticking to it.

Wouldn't be able to cope, the bed has to be made tight and dead flat sounds anal doesn't it. You should see how tidy the workshop is even the chisel blades all face the same way hanging like solderers all to attention in a straight line on the shadow board, screw drivers are all neatly arranged in order of length and separated flat blades one end Philips the other end.

Also I hope you are talking about teddy bears, the moderator won't let us talk about the other type,do you think he would get excited?

When I grew up in the Irish countryside, it was common to see bedding draped out of bedroom windows on sunny days, or even draped over pruned, dome-topped hedges.

Originally Posted by Phil Spencer

Also I hope you are talking about teddy bears, the moderator won't let us talk about the other type.

There appears to be some ambiguity; one of the mods, our beloved leader, calls one of his products Shithot (funny, I previewed this post to see if the ####hot product name would be censored and guess what? It came up as Shithot!) A photo of another mod was depicted in a photo (today), sticking his two fingers up! Who posted the picture? Our beloved leader!

On daytime radio, one can hear the poo word frequently, and on TV (before the so-called 9PM adult time slot you can hear the f-word, the c-word and everything in between.

Don't get me worng, I don't object to either the Shithot finishing product, or the photo of ##### (far from it, the phot is every bit the mod and quite funny). I don't condone excessive use of profanity, but when used in moderation, or to reinforce a sentiment (or finishing product), then it's no longer profane and where's the harm? A relaxation of the rules, or a level playing field would be welcome.

As for a couple of teddies wearing leather and studs; try driving through the suburbs and being asked by a child to explain what Sexyland stores are all about! There's and debauchery all around us these days... and then there's inofensive fun. I for one am confused.

Originally Posted by Woodwould

There appears to be some ambiguity; one of the mods, our beloved leader, calls one of his products Shithot (funny, I previewed this post to see if the ####hot product name would be censored and guess what? It came up as Shithot!) The autocensor picks up most words but that has been left out. A photo of another mod was depicted in a photo (today), sticking his two fingers up! Who posted the picture? Our beloved leader! That photo is not what it seems. I was actually making a point and numbering them (as I am want to do), another 2 seconds would have seen 3 fingers up.

On daytime radio, one can hear the poo word frequently, and on TV (before the so-called 9PM adult time slot you can hear the f-word, the c-word and everything in between. That may be so but not on here because we don't have any means to choose who looks. You could argue that neither do the radio stations but if your child is listening you have the option to turn it off.

Don't get me worng, I don't object to either the Shithot finishing product, or the photo of ##### (far from it, the phot is every bit the mod and quite funny). I don't condone excessive use of profanity, but when used in moderation, or to reinforce a sentiment (or finishing product), then it's no longer profane and where's the harm? A relaxation of the rules, or a level playing field would be welcome. This site is one of the few Bulletin Boards in the world that has Education Department approval for studying woodwork. It also has a very high ranking with Google. We would in all probability lose both if members were allowed to run off at the mouth and talk like they do in pubs.

I try to be the level playing field and to be as unbiased as possible in all things.

As for a couple of teddies wearing leather and studs; try driving through the suburbs and being asked by a child to explain what Sexyland stores are all about! There's and debauchery all around us these days...It doesn't belong on here and then there's inofensive fun. What is inoffensive for you could well be very offensive for others. I for one am confused.

To remind everyone of the rules I and the Mods apply they go like this:

Would you want your 12 year old daughter to see this?
Would you say the same thing to your bosses wife (or any female) on the first meeting?

If the answer is no to either question then it is edited or deleted.

Originally Posted by

To remind everyone of the rules I and the Mods apply they go like this:

Would you want your 12 year old daughter to see this?
Would you say the same thing to your bosses wife (or any female) on the first meeting?

If the answer is no to either question then it is edited or deleted.

Seems fair too me. Sometimes I feel funny even if its only hubby looking over my shoulder. (imagine thought bubble over hubby's head) "exactly what does she get up to on the internet? "

Originally Posted by Phil Spencer

Wouldn't be able to cope, the bed has to be made tight and dead flat sounds anal doesn't it. You should see how tidy the workshop is even the chisel blades all face the same way hanging like solderers all to attention in a straight line on the shadow board, screw drivers are all neatly arranged in order of length and separated flat blades one end Philips the other end.

I think you need help. It just ain't natural.