Should Wives be alowed in the kitchen whilst a man is cooking?

**tea lady** · 26th June 2011, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by Phil Spencer

What if you are a better cook and cook gourmet food?

I have had offers you would not believe from ladies wanting me to cook for them.

**Phil Spencer** · 26th June 2011, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by tea lady

True TL you would not believe it, offers such as "I will let you do the dishes & clean up the kitchen also" what is a man do do?

**Woodwould** · 27th June 2011, 12:22 AM

Phil, Mrs. Wood just read this thread and says she'd be quite happy if you'd kick her out of our kitchen and take over cooking duties (so would I to tell you the truth).

**artme** · 27th June 2011, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by chrisb691

Like how the hinge works on the toilet seat.

Oh so true!!

**artme** · 27th June 2011, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by Woodwould

Phil, Mrs. Wood just read this thread and says she'd be quite happy if you'd kick her out of our kitchen and take over cooking duties (so would I to tell you the truth).

Treading on thin ice WW!!

**Phil Spencer** · 27th June 2011, 09:09 AM

Originally Posted by artme

Oh so true!!

Start using the hinge on the toilet seat and the next thing you know is you will be peeing sitting down

Originally Posted by artme

Treading on thin ice WW!!

Is this a possible code violation?

**tea lady** · 27th June 2011, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by Phil Spencer

Start using the hinge on the toilet seat and the next thing you know is you will be peeing sitting down

folding fitted sheets and COOKING!

I have a nice souffle recipe you might like!

**Phil Spencer** · 27th June 2011, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by tea lady

folding fitted sheets and COOKING!

I have a nice souffle recipe you might like!

Slow closing seats so the seat can't be slamed down, Never been any good at sponge cakes and souffle's

**Woodwould** · 27th June 2011, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by artme

Treading on thin ice WW!!

I'm only alive today through building up a resistance to Mrs. Wood's cooking over an extended period. She often won't eat her own creations whereas I enjoy a challenge. One of my favourites is her Pecan and Molasses Pie, or as I prefer to call it, Morass and Kerb.

**Phil Spencer** · 27th June 2011, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by Woodwould

Phil, Mrs. Wood just read this thread and says she'd be quite happy if you'd kick her out of our kitchen and take over cooking duties (so would I to tell you the truth).

Would she let me clean up the kitchen after I have cooked up a gourmet meal?

**tea lady** · 27th June 2011, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by Phil Spencer

Would she let me clean up the kitchen after I have cooked up a gourmet meal?

Only if you are wearing something at the time.

**Woodwould** · 27th June 2011, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by Phil Spencer

Would she let me clean up the kitchen after I have cooked up a gourmet meal?

Why stop at the kitchen?

**Phil Spencer** · 27th June 2011, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by tea lady

Only if you are wearing something at the time.

Haven't you heard of the naked Chef?
Going to work now

**wheelinround** · 27th June 2011, 10:28 AM

Sue just read the lot and is rrfl,

way am I taking over the kitchen not as I sit here and soak.sniff up the aroma of fresh made marmalade whisky & plain.

I do miss cooking but I cock up ooopps cook up simple things.

**Woodwould** · 27th June 2011, 10:39 AM

Letitia Cropley's infamous recipes are the main inspiration for Mrs. Wood's gallant efforts in the kitchen.

Letitia Cropley: "The question is whether I bring the snails I've got for my new recipe."

Frank Pickle: "What recipe is that?"

Letitia Cropley: "Bread and Butter Pudding Surprise."

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