Thread: Worse than Fake Calamari ... Black Rice!!!

So I've been away for a week as many may know.

I few months ago I started a new job in Horsham and we took over my step-daughtets rental 60km north.

We have not long bought a house on the outskirts of Horsham but my wife wont move in till it is 'liveable'.

During the week I stay in a caravan at the new house. Well got home to the van after my brothers funeral and there was black rice on the oven. Opened the draw ... more black rice. This was thick long grain stuff. Looking in the cupboard more balck rice.

There was a loaf of bread, hole in the bag and the loaf. In the hole surrounded by fuzzy penicillin more black rice.

Put off my food I decided to crawl into bed after throwing the bread. More black rice. Along the end of bed and all up the side. If it had not been a 100 km round trip inwould have gone for more linen.

Happily i can report none on my pillow or under the covers.

I had a fruitcake in a bag for smoko. NO BLACK RICE!!! I think the sneaky mongrels cleaned up after themselves so i threw it out anyway.

Dave TTC
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