Thread: Are you a Folder or a Scruncher?

I used to be a dead set scruncher, when men were MEN and the paper often had glossy photographs of Princess Margaret's sixth birthday party on it, usually with one of the guest's heads obscured by the nail hole.

I have never figured out what that "crinkling" action immediately before use actually did for the whole performance, but it must have been something because after a time they introduced blank glossy magazines on rolls with pre-scrunched texture.

Now, in this girly new-age, I fold, or some would say roll my own.

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Thanks Silent - I've been waiting for this poll.

Scruncher for me - using minimum of three slices of paper for each paper boulder.



Although this is probably a lot more information than anyone ever wanted to know about me....

Scrucher!

Regards,
Mirboo.

using minimum of three slices of paper for each paper boulder

Err, are you sure you haven't been using Super Sandwich Maker? I suppose it's one way of getting extra fibre in the diet, although it's probably at the wrong end of the business. Nice and soft too!

Originally Posted by silentC

Err, are you sure you haven't been using Super Sandwich Maker? I suppose it's one way of getting extra fibre in the diet, although it's probably at the wrong end of the business. Nice and soft too!

There is probably a 'crust' joke somewhere here to made, but I can't be bothered making it.

However, if using bread to wipe your bot-bot, it may be necessary to pinch a loaf before pinching off a loaf.....

Sorry. I'll go now......

it may be necessary to pinch a loaf

Australia was founded on that sort of thing!

Originally Posted by silentC

Australia was founded on that sort of thing!

And some would argue that it is now full of the other sort of thing.

Neither.
Plasticene doesn't produce waste products.

I know it's not really the same thing, but some of the stuff that comes out of my son's playdough machine looks... nah, never mind....

Call me anal, but Im a folder

I am definitely a folder, some of you may remember from a previous post that I have a custom made Asshole. I know some of you would substitute "am" for "have".

I fold. Origami is a great way to kill time while soul searching.

Look it is boat.

Silent, I dare you to post another poll. “Does yours float or sink??”

Seriously fellas, this is a crappy topic.

But I am surprised that the number of scrunchers out there...

Always a folder, always will be.

too busy to fold meself....