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View Poll Results: When you hear a bad joke from a stranger...are you more likely to >
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Try to laugh so it sounds fake
2 12.50% -
Try hard to laugh sincerely
2 12.50% -
change the topic as quickly as possible
1 6.25% -
Make up some reason to be somewhere else, and just walk off quickly
1 6.25% -
Stare, and create an awkward silence
3 18.75% -
Laugh, then whisper " Good try, but I reakon that was a bit off " and give him an elbow nudge.
1 6.25% -
just walkaway expressionless
1 6.25% -
scoff, walk away in a snobby manner, looking for a more 'interlectual conversation'
0 0% -
In front of everyone critisize him, prompting your mates to follow suit
1 6.25% -
???? something else....
5 31.25%
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29th April 2006, 09:35 PM #1
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When you hear a bad joke from a stranger....are you more likely to >
first poll for me.....kept stuffing it up
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29th April 2006, 11:16 PM #2
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"Something else." Normally, I guess I'd shrug it off and just continue the conversation. No sense in making a big thing about it unless it's a real groaner... in which case it'll be the only one I can remember when my time comes.
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30th April 2006, 02:32 AM #3
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There are so many good jokes around why tell a bloody bad one??
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
more....
keep going....
Brkkkk, brkkkkk, brkkkk.
more...
more...
Speak english you stupid chook!!!!!If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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30th April 2006, 08:53 PM #4
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And they said Gumby's replys were long.
Originally Posted by Shedhand
Chris
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Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
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30th April 2006, 09:03 PM #5
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[stares] Originally Posted by Shedhand
(OK, OK. But there's a difference between a stranger and someone who's just... strange. )
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1st May 2006, 01:48 AM #6
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???? something else.... my mummy wont let talk to strangers!
First On Race Day
And the first brock trophy goes to...............
and we got no "2" as well
A FORD driver.
ironic isnt it?
and if ya cant win on ya own merit punt em off!!!
holden cheater team!!!!!
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1st May 2006, 08:01 AM #7
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"something else"
First No 5, and then No 6.
Also, if the stranger has been introduced say something like, "You're in good company, Mate."
soth
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1st May 2006, 10:04 AM #8
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So, have you been telling lousy jokes to complete strangers in the vain hope that someone here on Gods' earth will actually LIKE you???? No Chance!!!
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1st May 2006, 12:18 PM #9
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LOUSY Jokes ?!...:confused: .whatda ya mean LOUSY Jokes !.....I tell nothing but the best quips !...I'm nearly as good as Darryl Summers I am. Originally Posted by Christopha
And what do ya mean ' No Chance !!! ' ....I know YOU like me. Ya pinch me #### everytime you see me, you cheeky poof !
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1st May 2006, 02:26 PM #10
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Apricot, Apricot... There is a difference between lust and like.
<Insert witty remark here>
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1st May 2006, 02:38 PM #11
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Yep, you are almost as good as Darryl Sommers...... cos he is lousy!! Originally Posted by apricotripper
LOUSY Jokes ?!...:confused: .whatda ya mean LOUSY Jokes !.....I tell nothing but the best quips !...I'm nearly as good as Darryl Summers I am.
And what do ya mean ' No Chance !!! ' ....I know YOU like me. Ya pinch me #### everytime you see me, you cheeky poof !
Now gimme a big kiss and lets makeup!
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1st May 2006, 03:49 PM #12
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Oh sweatheat ! ok, I forgive you.....just hugs though, no sneaky pokes this time OK ! Originally Posted by Christopha
Yep, you are almost as good as Darryl Sommers...... cos he is lousy!! Now gimme a big kiss and lets makeup!
just KEEP THAT THING IN YA PANTS !....:mad:
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1st May 2006, 04:02 PM #13
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'Sweatheat'? Is that your own special form of saying sweetheart? Originally Posted by apricotripper
Oh sweatheat ! ok, I forgive you.....just hugs though, no sneaky pokes this time OK ! just KEEP THAT THING IN YA PANTS !....:mad:
Anyway, I am beginning to feel like I am intruding on some person time here so I will leave you two alone...
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1st May 2006, 08:02 PM #14
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Ta, thats considerate, cause we don't like threesomes, do we chrissy darling. Nothing but sweatheat loven.... oh no, he's gone all shy on me. Originally Posted by CameronPotter
Anyway, I am beginning to feel like I am intruding on some person time here so I will leave you two alone...
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1st May 2006, 10:55 PM #15
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strewth..... now the whole bloody world thinks I'm a poof! But they are sure about me Apricot friend!
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