Thread: Which Way? (Men only I hope!)

We're a sad lot getting excited by LA Planes. I suppose this is why we're called woodies.

Originally Posted by bitingmidge

It is a scientific fact that when we are born, God gives us a certain amount of testosterone to use in our life.

Why some people waste it doing things like growing beards, and hair on their heads is beyond me.

P

it is my understanding that the medical fact is an excess of testosterone is what makes you go bald... so.... bad luck baldy!

Note "excessive testosterone" is only an advantage in competitive he-man sport events rather than " lovin' " so, please, no horseshyte re baldies are better lovers.... in fact I understand that there is a direct inverse relationship between excessive testosterone and willy size.

dont argue - i'm right, your wrong. get over it !

You should know that without the testosterone that was formed in your mother's body when you were a wee little chimpy, you wouldn't have a todger at all. We all start out as females, and it is testosterone that makes us male. Therefore, the more testosterone, the more male. It is true that too much of it makes your hair fall out, so all you girly goldylockses with your girly hair need to realise who the real men are.

Originally Posted by silentC

when you were a wee little chimpy, you wouldn't have a todger at all. We all start out as females,

Actually Silent, that's not the way I heard it.

My understanding is that we are all BORN male, then on the first night after we are born, the nurse pulls the willys off the silly ones.

P(at least that's what I've always told my girls....)

So when does the sugar and spice and all things nice and puppy dog's tails and brown paper packages tied up with string come into it?

If the girls are made of sugar and spice why do they smell like anchovies?

It's quite an interesting theory actually. The theory is that the testosterone is released in a few spurts during the time in the womb. The first lot makes you a boy (makes your tackle start to grow). The subsequent ones give you other male attributes, like an attraction to power tools, jelly wrestling and such.

With some individuals, the latter doses aren't strong enough or missing altogether, so you end up with blokes what think they's girls, or blokes with male fancying, pillow biting tendencies, blokes who don't like cricket, or just blokes in touch with their feminine sides.

And then there's Zed

Originally Posted by Grunt

If the girls are made of sugar and spice why do they smell like anchovies?

OOOHHH Grunt :eek: .. where is when you need him?

Just for the record, I am BI-grainial as well

Originally Posted by Brudda

OOOHHH Grunt :eek: .. where is when you need him?

Just for the record, I am BI-grainial as well

Bi-grainial, oh yeah, I got a helluva bagging when I said in another thread that I was Bimeasuremental.
Does being bi-grainial mean that no matter which way someone rubs you up, it will be the wrong way?

You could say that.. it has been mentioned that I have TWO wrong sides on my bed

Does that mean you get out of bed on the wrong side every day?

Originally Posted by Wood Borer

Does that mean you get out of bed on the wrong side every day?

Kev is never OUT of bloody bed, he even thinks that laying in bed yelling "Oh God, OH GOD!!" on sunday mornings constitutes a church service!

Originally Posted by Christopha

Kev is never OUT of bloody bed, he even thinks that laying in bed yelling "Oh God, OH GOD!!" on sunday mornings constitutes a church service!

That is a good and witty reply Christopha.

I use wax... Oh! you mean the face In that case I'm a wimp, I use an electric razor.