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View Poll Results: With or Against (men only I hope)

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  • with the grain

    15 34.88%
  • against the grain

    20 46.51%
  • I'm a bearded, mustachioed fungus face

    7 16.28%
  • I have alopecia

    1 2.33%
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  1. #46

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    Sooo what yer sayin is you were born with a full beard. Yer not in the circus by any chance are ya
    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS
    I'm bearded. If we'd been meant to shave, we'd have been born without whiskers.

    The odd couple of times I've gone beardless, I found the easiest way was to drive the whiskers in with a hammer & bite 'em off inside.

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    And they've been in therapy ever since



    Quote Originally Posted by bitingmidge
    Actually Silent, that's not the way I heard it.

    My understanding is that we are all BORN male, then on the first night after we are born, the nurse pulls the willys off the silly ones.

    P(at least that's what I've always told my girls....)

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    I always thought it was tuna...



    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    If the girls are made of sugar and spice why do they smell like anchovies?

  5. #49

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    So what you're saying... guys who didn't get enough testosterone grow up to work in an office.
    Quote Originally Posted by silentC


    It's quite an interesting theory actually. The theory is that the testosterone is released in a few spurts during the time in the womb. The first lot makes you a boy (makes your tackle start to grow). The subsequent ones give you other male attributes, like an attraction to power tools, jelly wrestling and such.

    With some individuals, the latter doses aren't strong enough or missing altogether, so you end up with blokes what think they's girls, or blokes with male fancying, pillow biting tendencies, blokes who don't like cricket, or just blokes in touch with their feminine sides.

    And then there's Zed

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    Against the grain, if I don't, it doesn't work.
    "Last year I said I'd fix the squeak in the cupbaord door hinge... Right now I have nearly finished remodelling the whole damn kitchen!"

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    I thought alopecia was a South American animal with a woolly coat.

    It only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neal
    Have to say against the grain . But just for the record i am not 'Gay'.

    Well if your not happy, maybe you should try shaving the other way.

    there's no school like the old school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert WA
    I thought alopecia was a South American animal with a woolly coat.
    Not to be confused with a Tibetan spiritual leader
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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