Thread: The REAL Cricket Poll

Originally Posted by Bodgy

Rugby is the game they play in Heaven, but only in Winter, summer it's Cricket. Thommo (with a new back) opens the bowling with Lillee (back cured) at the other end. Viv Richards and Gilly (as he was) open the batting.

Bradman's in the early middle order, but has been muted, so the abrasive old fart can only do the one thing he's good at - batting. Warne's there, so's Beefy. SMS is free after death. Couple more Windies first/second drop bowlers = hard decision.

Enough to provoke belief in the afterlife.

Isn't it a prerequisite to be dead before you get to heaven :confused:

Originally Posted by Gumby

Isn't it a prerequisite to be dead before you get to heaven :confused:

G'day,

I get dead bored watching cricket, does that come close?

Originally Posted by Gumby

Isn't it a prerequisite to be dead before you get to heaven :confused:

We're talking about the supernatural, Gumby. It's only a matter of time anyway.

If you want to get pedantic, then assuming one accepts the Christian stuff there probably exists some doubt as to whether most of the above would actually be elevated.

I guess, if sent down, one could argue that the ambient temperature would give a year round summer? Hence, 'Hell hath no Rugby just a wicket Warne'd'

Originally Posted by Bodgy

We're talking about the supernatural, Gumby.

What has Nathan got to do with this :confused:

Originally Posted by Gumby

What has Nathan got to do with this :confused:

I think its because supernatural is mythical, and nathan has been chasing a dream in a club that is mythical in its aledged greatness

Isn't Heard more mythical? Seems to spend most of the time of lolling around the recovery wards rather than playing?

Bow to Nathan!!! Best there ever was or will ever be.........