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    2 7.69%
  • 49

    1 3.85%
  • 1546

    1 3.85%
  • 98

    1 3.85%
  • 2401

    0 0%
  • 196

    1 3.85%
  • 207

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  • 8000

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    20 76.92%
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    Yet another damned amendment.... see edited response up a bit.
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    What?
    You can't tell us the answer already shedhand!!!!!
    You said this poll was closing 5th January or some such. Surely we could have kept debating the details of said buses legs for ages yet?
    I say we just ignore the fact that you told us the answer and carry on regardless.
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    Tea lady and Sheddy

    the correct answer is there are ZERO legs ON the bus
    because the seven stout lassies with their cat containing backpacks are INSIDE the bus


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shedhand View Post
    Yet another damned amendment.... see edited response up a bit.
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    Do what is the answer? Tell me please tell me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo View Post
    Do what is the answer? Tell me please tell me.
    WONG - How many have you scoffed you gannet?

    TEALADY! I lied...

    SKEW...nup! but it'll prolly end up in the drivel bin....

    ON the bus is the same as in the bus. Reg Varney was On the bus in on the buses....another bloody pedant....
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    You will note there is still no picture proving that there is in fact a bus...

    I rest my case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by switt775 View Post
    You will note there is still no picture proving that there is in fact a bus...

    I rest my case.
    Take your pick of buses http://www.busaustralia.com/forum/vi...d64a4422bc4195

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    Shedhand, would the answer have the same number of legs if you substituted dogs?
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    Substitute dogs?
    Now someone is really pulling our legs.

    ~*= (cat walking away)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shedhand View Post
    ON the bus is the same as in the bus. Reg Varney was On the bus in on the buses....another bloody pedant....
    but the bus Reg was ON had a platform (on which Reg STOOD) and from memory was a double decker so you could be on top of some of the passengers — not to mention the double entente – as in "on the job" "on the take" "on the up" etc

    now you haven't specified if said bus is a tourist coach with luggage bins under the floor in which case are the cat containing back packs might be IN the luggage bins — which would change the answer some more

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    Brother Shedhand, some of us take our mathematics very seriously.

    So What is the answer?

    I know I know. The answer is 0. No legs, zip, nil, none. (Oh how original??) You know why? You said only warm blooded legs are counted. Well do you know that women and cats don't have warm blooded legs?
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    Are all the seven girls on the same bus?
    It says seven girls on a bus, that doesn't mean they are all on the same bus, or does it?
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    More importantly does the bus have air con?


    OR

    How many more posts can we reply before this thread is closed?

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    Rat's?
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