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26th December 2007, 10:45 PM #61
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27th December 2007, 09:38 AM #62
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Typical response for inquiring minds that think out side the box.
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there are no such things as "Tea Ladies" anymore (more's the pity) so I'm just going to ignore your hijacking posts...
as a figment of someones imagination....
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27th December 2007, 05:56 PM #63
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I can hear Wongo pickin' cat bones out of his teeth....
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27th December 2007, 09:25 PM #64
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Legs on the train?
So seven ticket inspectors get on a train at Lilydale. Each inspector has seven back packs. Each back pack has seven pit bull bitches in it, and there are seven pit bull puppies for each pit bull also in each backpack. Does Scew actually get on the train at Croydon even though he has already validated his ticket? And are there any legs left at all on the train by the time they all get to the city?
Or Ringwood even.
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27th December 2007, 10:39 PM #65
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2 spoons of coffee, then milk then not quite boiling water. No sugar thanks. Originally Posted by tea lady
So seven ticket inspectors get on a train at Lilydale. Each inspector has seven back packs. Each back pack has seven pit bull bitches in it, and there are seven pit bull puppies for each pit bull also in each backpack. Does Scew actually get on the train at Croydon even though he has already validated his ticket? And are there any legs left at all on the train by the time they all get to the city? Or Ringwood even.
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28th December 2007, 07:14 PM #66
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Ah! But we don't really exist.
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28th December 2007, 07:27 PM #67
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Thats why he asked for coffee
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28th December 2007, 07:45 PM #68
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Shedhand has been having us on.
Look at this, cats with only two legs.
http://www.messybeast.com/moggycat/george-stubbs.htmwoody U.K.
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29th December 2007, 03:22 PM #70
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I can't touch coffee. My thinking starts to go a bet weird.
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29th December 2007, 04:31 PM #71
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Is THAT what caused it??? Originally Posted by tea lady
I can't touch coffee. My thinking starts to go a bet weird.
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29th December 2007, 04:41 PM #72
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Well, i'll be damned. Never knew so much time money and expertise was wasted on cats. I always thought you just put 'em in a hessian bag and dumped them in the river. So may be the bus was full of George Stubbs clones... that would make 5454 legs. Originally Posted by jow104
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BTW, sheddie
this is the original version of your puzzel
On my way to St Ives I met a man with seven wives
and every wife had seven cats
and every cat had seven kits
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I'm loving the banter but, and this is bugging me, before we all turn antiseptic septic (septic tank = yank) don't we believe that it is indeed "maths" in the original Queen's tongue?
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