Thread: Mystery Woody Hands

Very disappointing. Are we making it too hard? How 'bout a free guess?

1 - WoodBorer
2 - Termite
3 - Zed
4 - Daddles

One white peg.

Silent,

You have given two clues HAND and SHAVE.

Are these clues to do with the body or something else?

WB, the second clue is actually SHAVING.

I can tell you that both of these clues may have more than one connotation, relate to certain subjects that have been posted, and relate in one way or another to some or all of the subjects.

That is already giving away too much

My God, just look at the musculature of #3 and #4. These guys (are you sure they are guys?) must be terrifying in a dark alley! You don't get hands like those from typing on a keyboard. From pushing heavy loads, perhaps, like a Stanley #8 on tough-as-boots Karri. And I would not rule out #1 and #2 either - they look lean and mean. Obviously better to hold on to spokeshave handles or something (I hope that it is a spokeshave and not something).

Mmm. Food for thought!

Regards from Perth

Derek

I would not wish to meet any of these four in a dark alley. In a well stocked workshop or perhaps a hotel that specialises in imported beers - now that would be a different matter. I'm sure the encounter would be far from boring and well worth the drive.

a well stocked workshop or perhaps a hotel that specialises in imported beers

"It's elementary, my dear Watson", said SilentC, "you need to look at their hands for signs of imported beer".

"#1 looks like he's been drinking SteinLager", ventured Watson. "New Zealand is not a bloody foreign country!", roared SilentC, "although Cascade could be included as foreign".

"I quite like Cascade", said Watson sheepishly. "Well wot about #2 then? Looks quite Euro, could be one of those bootick numbers from Belgium with the ladies name, Stella Whatsit". "By George, I think you have something there my dear Watson", said SilentC in obvious admiration for his friends deductive powers.

So what do you think, dear listeners. Do you think they are on the right track?

Regards from Perth

Derek

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I wish you'd told me that before I shook your hand the other day, Zed :eek:
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Originally Posted by Zed

I'll come clean It aint any of me (none of 'em)

however I hazard the following guesses :

hands 1,2,3 are all poofs (no calluses, keyboard type weenies)

hand 4 is obviously a wanker. (therefore it must be the chook after a day in the shed)

In fact I reckon they are all of chooks mates after a weekend in pambula over coffee... I can hear it now Darren sez "I need some amusement on the web site, let me take some photos of your hands" etc...

Zed, we think a like.

http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...08&postcount=8

Wongo thought I was being rude but you were funny. I'm devistated.

Dont know the answer but I reckon AlexS had a hand in this somewhere as the fancy box hes just made was the template for the coasters in the piccy.

beejay1

http://community.webshots.com/eunos9

What a cuning stunt, to come up with that.


Al x2000

My Guess is AlexS, Jackoh, CraigB, and Namtrak due to their input into the funny tool qizz and the funny box.

Elementary my dear watson..

beejay1

http://community.webshots.com/user/eunos9

Originally Posted by silentC

Very disappointing. Are we making it too hard? How 'bout a free guess?

1 - WoodBorer
2 - Termite
3 - Zed
4 - Daddles

One white peg.

Did any one of these characters go to the open workshop at Major's

or, if it was a red herring,

then it may have been these guys

Major Panic
- QldWoodie
- aussieglen
- bitingmidge
- Rocker
- Cliif Rogers
- Dean

OK Mr C you said we had one white peg, so this; If I remember correctly woodies got together at Rockers Place and when Jow was over here and maybe after the Melbourne WW show. (That really narrows it down )

I'll say number 3 is daddles, and I remember Biting Midge went down to Mexico awhile back; Number 1 is probably Midge, Number 2 could be DanP and Number 4 is...Echidna??

What do I win!!

Cheers

It aint DanP.

Hes got paper cuts all over from writing them tickets.

Al

And my hands are far too girly-poofy to be one of those.

P