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    My favourite Poirot scene

    There is a knock on the front door of Poirot’s apartment. Poirot opens the door to reveal a deliveryman, holding a birdcage. Inside the cage is a parrot.

    Deliveryman (broad Cockney accent): ‘I got a parrot ‘ere for a Mr Poyrott.’

    Poirot: ‘Zat ees pronouncéd Pwarroe!’

    Deliveryman: ‘Awright, guvnor. (Clears throat). I got a pwarroe ‘ere for Mr Poyrott.’

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    I always thought it was amusing that Peter Ustinov played Poirot in the movies. He wasn't even Belgian!!
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Talking Riddle time.

    You see me here,

    you see me there,

    you see me (almost) anywhere,

    I can never be hidden,

    what am I?
    I wanted to become a brickie but my old man said "No son, learn a trade."

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    Your nose? Your eyelids?
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    No SilentC, not related to body parts.
    I wanted to become a brickie but my old man said "No son, learn a trade."

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    God??
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    The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Willson
    God??
    Err.... can you really see God, Bob?

    No, fraid not the answer.
    I wanted to become a brickie but my old man said "No son, learn a trade."

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    Bob can

    The wind?
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Truth!

    OK!!
    Mr Truth if you want to be Sexist

    Count

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    Quote Originally Posted by duckman
    Err.... can you really see God, Bob?
    Umm no, not all the time but I can hear Him talking to me and telling me who I have to kill for Him.
    Bob Willson
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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    Bob can
    You're a bad man, SilentC

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    The wind?
    Nope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivan in Oz
    Truth!

    OK!!
    Mr Truth if you want to be Sexist

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    Wow, you guys are really thinking outside the square.

    'Fraid not, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Willson
    Umm no, not all the time but I can hear Him talking to me and telling me who I have to kill for Him.
    ROFLMAO.
    I wanted to become a brickie but my old man said "No son, learn a trade."

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    light?
    Cogito cogito, cogito ergo sum
    - I think that I think, therefore I think that I am

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    'fraid not, Tristan.
    I wanted to become a brickie but my old man said "No son, learn a trade."

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