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Thread: Come back the real Ralph
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1st February 2005, 03:54 PM #1Definitely not Ralph
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Come back the real Ralph
Gentlepersons, I thought I had made it very clear when I started this that I AM NOT RALPH!
I am also certainly NotNotRalph, I think 1 "impostor" is plenty and if my efforts don't meet with your approval I shall disappear immediately. I shall disappear anyway as soon as the original Ralph re-appears. I certainly do not have his skill at setting questions and indeed I have absolutely no desire to take over from him.
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1st February 2005, 03:57 PM #2Originally Posted by NotRalph
HH.Always look on the bright side...
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1st February 2005, 04:29 PM #3
Hang in there NotRalph
NotRalph,
Your posts are most welcome, educational and fun. It is also fun trying to figure out your real identity. Very tricky customer.
If anyone doesn't like your posts, tell them to go jump politely.
BTW what would happen if you and Ralph met? Would there be an explosion, implosion or just neutral nothing?- Wood Borer
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1st February 2005, 04:36 PM #4Definitely not Ralph
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Mr Borer, I thank you for your positive support. As to my identity, I am not Mr Christopha, although I have met that gentleman on the UBeaut stand at a woodshow when certain others were wearing aluminium. I would like to say that enjoy the "wrong" answers to my little queries as much as do the correct.
Should I ever be privileged to meet RealRalph then I would go down on bended knee and thank the Lord! And then I would ask him some questions.Last edited by NotRalph; 1st February 2005 at 04:39 PM. Reason: Spelling errors
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1st February 2005, 04:43 PM #5Originally Posted by NotRalph
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1st February 2005, 04:50 PM #6
Goodness gracious, that really narrows the field of suspects NotRalph.
As I recall, when I was at the Ubeaut stand wearing a foil hat, there was only one other person wearing a foily. As I do not log onto the BB under the name of NotRalph, then you must be the other person. :confused:- Wood Borer
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1st February 2005, 05:15 PM #7
And if NotRalph is not Mr Christopha then NotNotRalph must be Mr Christoph. But then again Mr Christoph must be Ralph. Oh no what am I talking about!!!
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1st February 2005, 05:36 PM #8Definitely not Ralph
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Ah, speculation gentlemen, I am enjoying your "little arrows in the air", they are falling somewhat short of the butts so far however.
MR Termite, I do NOT appreciate your use of such coarse language, it is most unnecessary. I also repeat that I am not mr Christopha and while that gentleman seemd quite helpful at the time I am not so sure thaT I would like to be taken for him and he would feel the same I am sure.
Mr Borer, I was not wearing aluminium myself but did hear about it whilst at the show.
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1st February 2005, 08:00 PM #9Registered
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Neil!!
Al :confused:
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1st February 2005, 08:11 PM #10Deceased
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Originally Posted by NotRalph
Neil or , whilst you're waiting for Ralph you might like to ponder over Ralphs quiz as posted on Wood magazine woodworkin forum
Six replies, all respectfully and to the point but boring :eek: , and not a pancake in sight. If this is normal no wonder so many Seppo's are joining us.
Peter.
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1st February 2005, 08:46 PM #11
have you ever seen stoppers and psuedo-ralph in the same room? I think not...
proof positive. (of what I have no idea, but then neither do you, do you ?)...Zed
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1st February 2005, 08:51 PM #12Registered
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How sweet.
Kumbah my lord, kumba.................schreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech.
Ohw bugger, sorry Zed I just scratched you bestest record......hehe.
Al :eek:
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1st February 2005, 08:55 PM #13Originally Posted by Sturdee
NOW Seven replies, not all respectful and boring!!
PLast edited by bitingmidge; 1st February 2005 at 09:30 PM.
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1st February 2005, 09:13 PM #14Originally Posted by ozwinner
you dont have to click the link Al... you silly mexican. I'm glad neighbours is set in victoria!!!Zed
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1st February 2005, 09:14 PM #15
Don't go NotRalph whoever you are.
Somehow I don't think RealRaplh will be joining us again.
Actually I'm surprised he put up with the BS and smartasre answers as long as he did. :eek: