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  1. 1st February 2005, 03:54 PM #1
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    Default Come back the real Ralph

    Gentlepersons, I thought I had made it very clear when I started this that I AM NOT RALPH!

    I am also certainly NotNotRalph, I think 1 "impostor" is plenty and if my efforts don't meet with your approval I shall disappear immediately. I shall disappear anyway as soon as the original Ralph re-appears. I certainly do not have his skill at setting questions and indeed I have absolutely no desire to take over from him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotRalph
    I am also certainly NotNotRalph
    So you are NotNotRalph or you're not NotNotRalph?

    HH.
    Always look on the bright side...
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  4. 1st February 2005, 04:29 PM #3
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    Thumbs up Hang in there NotRalph

    NotRalph,

    Your posts are most welcome, educational and fun. It is also fun trying to figure out your real identity. Very tricky customer.


    If anyone doesn't like your posts, tell them to go jump politely.

    BTW what would happen if you and Ralph met? Would there be an explosion, implosion or just neutral nothing?
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  5. 1st February 2005, 04:36 PM #4
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    Mr Borer, I thank you for your positive support. As to my identity, I am not Mr Christopha, although I have met that gentleman on the UBeaut stand at a woodshow when certain others were wearing aluminium. I would like to say that enjoy the "wrong" answers to my little queries as much as do the correct.

    Should I ever be privileged to meet RealRalph then I would go down on bended knee and thank the Lord! And then I would ask him some questions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotRalph
    As to my identity, I am not Mr Christopha,
    Once again in the imortal words of Andrew Denton "BULL" :eek:
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    Goodness gracious, that really narrows the field of suspects NotRalph.

    As I recall, when I was at the Ubeaut stand wearing a foil hat, there was only one other person wearing a foily. As I do not log onto the BB under the name of NotRalph, then you must be the other person. :confused:
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    And if NotRalph is not Mr Christopha then NotNotRalph must be Mr Christoph. But then again Mr Christoph must be Ralph. Oh no what am I talking about!!!

    :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
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  9. 1st February 2005, 05:36 PM #8
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    Ah, speculation gentlemen, I am enjoying your "little arrows in the air", they are falling somewhat short of the butts so far however.
    MR Termite, I do NOT appreciate your use of such coarse language, it is most unnecessary. I also repeat that I am not mr Christopha and while that gentleman seemd quite helpful at the time I am not so sure thaT I would like to be taken for him and he would feel the same I am sure.
    Mr Borer, I was not wearing aluminium myself but did hear about it whilst at the show.
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    Neil!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by NotRalph
    Should I ever be privileged to meet RealRalph then I would go down on bended knee and thank the Lord! And then I would ask him some questions.

    Neil or , whilst you're waiting for Ralph you might like to ponder over Ralphs quiz as posted on Wood magazine woodworkin forum


    Six replies, all respectfully and to the point but boring :eek: , and not a pancake in sight. If this is normal no wonder so many Seppo's are joining us.

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    have you ever seen stoppers and psuedo-ralph in the same room? I think not...
    proof positive. (of what I have no idea, but then neither do you, do you ?)...
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    How sweet.

    Kumbah my lord, kumba.................schreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech.
    Ohw bugger, sorry Zed I just scratched you bestest record......hehe.

    Al :eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sturdee
    Six replies, all respectfully and to the point but boring :eek: , and not a pancake in sight. If this is normal no wonder so many Seppo's are joining us.

    Peter.
    Sturdees link a bit wrong: try http://dgroups.woodmagazine.com/n/pf...tid=7767&tsn=1

    NOW Seven replies, not all respectful and boring!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    How sweet.

    Kumbah my lord, kumba.................schreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech.
    Ohw bugger, sorry Zed I just scratched you bestest record......hehe.

    Al :eek:

    you dont have to click the link Al... you silly mexican. I'm glad neighbours is set in victoria!!!
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    Don't go NotRalph whoever you are.
    Somehow I don't think RealRaplh will be joining us again.
    Actually I'm surprised he put up with the BS and smartasre answers as long as he did. :eek:
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