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    Default WOODWORKING QUIZ for Feb 4th 2005

    Alburnium gentlepersons, please explain!
    Long live the Real Ralph, long may he quiz us all, Amen.

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    What I do with my scrap wood.

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    An alternate name for Al's Craporium.

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    The name of Ozwinners latest stage act - Fart Lighting?
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    The name of Ozwinners latest stage act - Fart Lighting?
    I thought it was shooting ping-pong balls. After they ping they really pong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wood Borer
    The name of Ozwinners latest stage act - Fart Lighting?
    Wouldnt that be Alburnibum :eek:

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    NotRalph,

    I think you have tripped yourself up this time... or were you really looking for the sort of flippant, boorish answers like those above which now seem tragically to be the level to which this quizz thread has now degenerated?

    Bums and farts....can you believe it???

    I suspect that you were really looking for the meaning of the word Alburnum, which is the term given to sapwood, or the white pithy bit under the bark of a tree.

    Speaking of white pithy bits, one of my favourite informative links related to woodwork and traditional methodology is the one to Alburnam's Archive, but I am not sure who Alburnam is.

    Yours very truly,
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    Last edited by bitingmidge; 4th February 2005 at 04:24 PM. Reason: An extremely embarrassing and totally out of character spelling error!

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    Good site, thanks midge.

    Sorry for my silly answer, the others influenced me and it Friday arvo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wood Borer
    Sorry for my silly answer, the others influenced me and it Friday arvo.


    I can't see what I'm typing for the tears in my eyes!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wood Borer
    Good site, thanks midge.

    Sorry for my silly answer, the others influenced me and it Friday arvo.
    Yeah yeah, the usual "it wasn't me massa, the debbil made me do it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bitingmidge

    I suspect that you were really looking for the meaning of the word Albernum, which is the term given to sapwood, or the white pithy bit under the bark of a tree.
    I suspect that when you are correcting somebody else, you should be extra careful you don't get the word wrong yourself - it's Alburnum.



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    Quote Originally Posted by NotRalph
    Alburnium gentlepersons, please explain!
    :eek:

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    In desperation to avoid WW3 I Googled and basically Not Ralph is also Not Spell Well. :confused:

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    Quote Originally Posted by simon c
    I suspect that when you are correcting somebody else, you should be extra careful you don't get the word wrong yourself - it's Alburnum.



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    Bugger!

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    Mr Midge, you seem to have hit the nail on the head! Therefore you get the NOD!

    Whacko, that is a big one isn't it.

    As for the spelling, according to my book of words it is ALBURNIUM so that is how I have spelt it. Should I be wrong then please accept my humblest apology!

    I shall be away visiting the big city for a while so please carry on without me gentlepersons.
    Long live the Real Ralph, long may he quiz us all, Amen.

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