Thread: How have you put your back out?

Yeh, once ....a long time ago..... trying to kiss my own Ars* . Wasn't pretty.

It usually happens while carrying bludging bastards at work!!!!

If you can't pull your own weight suicide is the #1 option!!!

(from Major who is having a few staff issues at the moment!!)

Originally Posted by MajorPanic

It usually happens while carrying bludging bastards at work!!!!

If you can't pull your own weight suicide is the #1 option!!!

(from Major who is having a few staff issues at the moment!!)

You know what you all need.

Lolly pops. They solve all problems.

No kidding. Hand them out to the staff and have one yourself. Have a big belly laugh. They'll work harder because you won't look like such a cranky bugger........ :eek:

Originally Posted by apricotripper

You know what you all need.

Lolly pops. They solve all problems.

No kidding. Hand them out to the staff and have one yourself. Have a big belly laugh. They'll work harder because you won't look like such a cranky bugger........ :eek:

He might find it a bit hard to suck on a lolly pop when I've got my arm down his throat while I'm ripping out his lungs manually........ but who cares!!!

Too much info. You do not need to know but

Originally Posted by MajorPanic

He might find it a bit hard to suck on a lolly pop when I've got my arm down his throat while I'm ripping out his lungs manually........ but who cares!!!

No, no.....Your going about sucking on a lollypop the wrong way. Go in from the opposite direction. Up his bum, and just suck on his nose..... you'll find he'll taste a lot nicer that way.

Originally Posted by MajorPanic

He might find it a bit hard to suck on a lolly pop when I've got my arm down his throat while I'm ripping out his lungs manually........ but who cares!!!

Someone need a hug?

Originally Posted by hovo

Someone need a hug?

Yep!!, as soon as I can get these flaming boots off.

Al

Originally Posted by ozwinner

Yep!!, as soon as I can get these flaming boots off.

Al

get a chainsaw ... ...they come off easy then.......oops thats right.... crook back...oh well back to the drawing board
Pete
but take it easy Al its the only one ya got so take care

Originally Posted by hovo

Someone need a hug?

Not bloody likely!!

What I need is to see & smell is about 4ℓ of blood on the floor next to a certain employee who is looking very pale!!

Lemme guess, bad day at the office Major.

Originally Posted by outback

Lemme guess, bad day at the office Major.

Nah Outback, what gives you that idea?

Tomorrow is another day ......................
with any luck I'll have someone's resignation on my desk by COB

Major
Hang in there, mate.
Perhaps some dark side therapy. Plane away at a piece of silver ash until you feel better, perhaps a picture of offending employee to plane away at would help.
Will the old "Will this matter to me in ten years time" analogy work in this case?
You must need to bitcch about it or you wouldn't have mentioned it to us. Cathartic therapy.
We love your posts and advice so just ignore us if this is pi33ing you off, we're just trying to be there for you.

I love my job, if it wasn't for the customers & the employees, it would be even better.

This must be the week for it, I run into a friend, about my age, who has several shopping centre trolley businesses up here & he was rounding up trolleys in the rain. I asked him how he was going. BIG mistake.... he sounded a bit like Major 'cos one of his trolley boys didn't show for work & didn't bother calling to say he wasn't coming (it was cold & wet) so the friend was out there rounding up trolleys him self. I suspect that the trolley boy is now out of a job.