Thread: Darwin Award candidate

Alighting from her vehicle, not a bad effort though.

She's a candidate.

No doubt her children will be appalled that her DNA is in them.

Originally Posted by kiwigeo

From The Age:
"A woman was taken to hospital this morning after she accidentally set herself on fire.
Senior Constable David Fitzgerald said police believed the woman was filling her car with petrol from a jerry can in Thornbury about 1.30am. Struggling in the dark, the woman used a cigarette lighter to see what she was doing, sparking the fire, he said.

An ambulance spokeswoman said the woman received minor burns and was taken to the Austin Hospital in a stable condition"

Nope not a candidate. To become a Darwin Award candidate you must either take yourself out of the gene pool or the ability to pass on the defective genes.
nicee try though
Pete

Officially known as an Honourable Mention.

Buckin aflaming :eek: :eek:

Originally Posted by fxst

Nope not a candidate. To become a Darwin Award candidate you must either take yourself out of the gene pool or the ability to pass on the defective genes.
nicee try though
Pete

Agreed but I reckon it wont be long before she succeeds in becoming a fully fledged Darwin Awardee.

Originally Posted by kiwigeo

From The Age:

"A woman was taken to hospital this morning after she accidentally set herself on fire.
Senior Constable David Fitzgerald said police believed the woman was filling her car with petrol from a jerry can in Thornbury about 1.30am. Struggling in the dark, the woman used a cigarette lighter to see what she was doing, sparking the fire, he said.

An ambulance spokeswoman said the woman received minor burns and was taken to the Austin Hospital in a stable condition"

Blonde?

Originally Posted by Auld Bassoon

Blonde?

Nope! Burnt
Pete