Pinkies Hurt

**rond** · 16th February 2007, 08:21 AM

I was digging a hole with a 4" hand auger for a post to install a lattice on.
(Forgetting that the shrub had overgrown an old Apricot tree stump}
merrily digging away with SWMBO looking on telling me 'what a good job' I was doing and how proud she was of my project
When WHACK
I caught the knuckle of my 'left pinkie' between the steel handle of the auger and the hidden tree stump.

What no blood [ yet] ........ just pain
Don't things hurt when there is no flesh?

I proceeded to tell the world about it (with tears in my eyes) as SWMBO looked on with a look of shock horror on her face
As I sit here and ponder the scar on my pinkie I wonder what hurt the most my hand or my pride ......... Please help

**Shedhand** · 16th February 2007, 08:29 AM

quick...call an ambulance....get the anaesthetist in....plastic surgeon...orthopaedic surgeon....

sook. Skun knuckle

Cheers

**rond** · 16th February 2007, 08:55 AM

I'll bet that 'Little Princes Grace' has got more compassion in her 'little pinkie' than her 'Grumpy Ole Great Grampi'

'Oh you beautiful little doll'

**Bleedin Thumb** · 16th February 2007, 09:22 AM

Rond, I hope you wittle pinky gets bwetter soon.

My Forum name is actually a bit of a tribute to my old man who couldn't pick up a hammer without drawing blood.

Whilst I am no where near as bad as him in those stakes, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, so to speak.

If I put up a post on this forum every time I drew blood Neil would run out of bandwith.

**Shedhand** · 16th February 2007, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by Bleedin Thumb

Rond, I hope you wittle pinky gets bwetter soon.

My Forum name is actually a bit of a tribute to my old man who couldn't pick up a hammer without drawing blood.

Whilst I am no where near as bad as him in those stakes, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, so to speak.

If I put up a post on this forum every time I drew blood Neil would run out of bandwith.

Maybe if you took those stoopid goggles off you could see properly and wouldn't hit your hand.

**Bleedin Thumb** · 16th February 2007, 01:53 PM

Prescription psychedelic goggles thank you!

**johnc** · 16th February 2007, 03:03 PM

Sorry Rond no sympathy here, the best I'd get from SWMBO is "I told you to be more careful", and second you need to get out more. That is such a minor scrape that you should have settled for a couple of swear words which helps ease the pain and just got on with it.

Cheers John.

**Felder** · 16th February 2007, 03:13 PM

I received a paper cut today.

I sympathise with you, Rond. Come over here and I'll give you a cuddle....

**johnc** · 16th February 2007, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by Felder

I received a paper cut today.

I sympathise with you, Rond. Come over here and I'll give you a cuddle....

Does this mean when we kick off the gay forum we can identify our first member? or are you just over generous with your effections Felder.

Cheers, John

**Felder** · 16th February 2007, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by johnc

Does this mean when we kick off the gay forum we can identify our first member? or are you just over generous with your effections Felder.

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