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  1. 3rd October 2012, 02:21 PM #1
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    Every morning I walk past 'Alan at Wallan's house' and every morning I see Alan at Wallan's wife in the front garden beating him over the head with a French Loaf. This has been going on for months until this morning I see Alan at Wallan's wife beating him over the head with a large èclair! Later in the day, as I'm walking down the street, I bumped into Allan at Wallan's wife. I asked her, "every day I walk past your house and I notice you're beating Alan over the head with a French Loaf. Only, today, I could have sworn you were hitting him with a big cake!". Alan's wife paused. "Oh, I was. Today is his birthday!"

    Thanks for today Alan, it with a pleasure to be in your company
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    Happy birthday Allan
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    Allan's birthday??? I thought he stopped having them Sorry could not find smilie with a French loaf, Oh well enjoy your Eclair
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    Happy Birthday Allan ................please make sure a fire extinguisher is at hand for the candles on the cake that many could cause a melt down.


    Sue and I wish you all the best for today .................forget the diet, forget the No Grog, enjoy
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    Don't let these guys spoil your fun Allan, have a good LXXIIIrd! (I'll send Elvis the Chopper for the cake lighting ).
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    Thank you Ubeaut, Scott, Greg, Russell and Ray for
    your kind, well almost kind thoughts.

    Nice to have spent some time with Scott today for
    the first time. Hope to share some more in the future.

    Not sure what else to say ... have not been this old before.

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    A very Happy Birthday to you .

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    Quote Originally Posted by TKO View Post
    A very Happy Birthday to you .

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    Many thanks TKO.

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    Allan is one of life's gentlemen - people who were at my mate's 50th birthday party are still talking about the stunning gift he gave them

    the gift was a beautiful handcrafted pen by Allan at Wallan

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    Quote Originally Posted by seriph1 View Post
    Allan is one of life's gentlemen - people who were at my mate's 50th birthday party are still talking about the stunning gift he gave them

    the gift was a beautiful handcrafted pen by Allan at Wallan

    Cut it out Steve, I am getting all embarrassed now.

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