Thread: The Family Handyman

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Do you mean I've been sitting waiting for the maildude to deliver my new "special bonus prize valued at $59.95" for ought???.......I feel sooooo cheap now

one magazine has already sent me two reminders to renew my subscription which doesn't expire until January ( and unless I'm missing something we're only half way through October at the moment ).

some magazines seem to have the most disorganised record keeping ... I think my best result is about 6 copies of a magazine after cancelling my subscription.

These mags and the TV shows that go with them are just a thinly-veiled marketing ploy to get Joe Punter to buy all these poxy tools and DIY publications that he'll either never use or that will break on the first real attempt to use them.

Some people just should leave it to the professionals, or the semi-professionals, or even just the ones who have a clue. It's the 'buy this tool, buy this book and you'll be a pro in no time' mantra that I hate. I can just see all these chair-bound pointy-headed types racing off to the nearest Bunnings and buying a hammer and a cordless drill and the latest 'The Family Handyman' then racing home and trying to hang a new front gate. When it falls off and kills some innocent passerby or their dog, is 'The Family Handyman' going to take the rap? No, of course not.

I mean, just the fact that the name of that magazine would attract a certain type of person is enough to call for it to be banned. I bet it was typeset on a Macintosh too.

Originally Posted by jackiew

one magazine has already sent me two reminders to renew my subscription which doesn't expire until January ( and unless I'm missing something we're only half way through October at the moment ).

One of my favourites are the trade mags, and I have probably half a dozen "subscriptions". They are basically advertorials, but useful enough.

I get invoices and renewal notices for a few months, then polite reminders that my subs are well overdue, followed by death threats, then a letter thanking me for resubscribing for the next two and a half thousand years.

I have actually tried to stop a couple of them coming, but my protests only ended in having my subscription extended. Usually first issue of the new period contains something worth knowing...how does that work???

Cheers,

P

Midge,
Don't knock Readers' Digest too much. They publish American Woodworker, who were kind enough to pay me US$750 for my box-joint jig article, which only took me a day or so to write and which I have been giving away to forum members for free. Once they found out I was an Aussie, though, they knocked back my Morticing jig article

Rocker

The TV shows are the worst - especially the "we've only got 12 hours to do the renovation!" shows.

Having done some major building and renovation work over the years, every time I see them put up new plasterboard, plaster it and paint it all in less than 12 hours I can't help laughing my **** off.

Wouldn't you love to go back and have a look at some of those jobs 12 months later?

By Jingo's Silent, you're a hard marker!!

Originally Posted by silentC

These mags and the TV shows that go with them are just a thinly-veiled marketing ploy to get Joe Punter to buy all these poxy tools and DIY publications that he'll either never use or that will break on the first real attempt to use them. .

In general I'd have to agree....the "poxy tool" that won the jigsaw shootout was the Festool PS 300EQ (which did grab my attention I must admit). Do Festo come with a guarantee?

Some people just should leave it to the professionals, or the semi-professionals, or even just the ones who have a clue. It's the 'buy this tool, buy this book and you'll be a pro in no time' mantra that I hate. I can just see all these chair-bound pointy-headed types racing off to the nearest Bunnings and buying a hammer and a cordless drill and the latest 'The Family Handyman' then racing home and trying to hang a new front gate. When it falls off and kills some innocent passerby or their dog, is 'The Family Handyman' going to take the rap? No, of course not.

If I may quote from the disclaimer (which I thought was pretty cool, if not strictly correct in its interpretation of the limit of liability! )
In the worlds finest print:
"All do-it-yourself activities involve a degree of risk. Skills materials, tools, and site conditions vary widely.....(snip..a whole lot more bummmf followed by the ultimate....)..Reader's Digest accepts no liability above the purchase price of the magazine".....

but, but, but ...mine was FREE!!!

On the other hand, TRUE tradies will get a better margin for fixing botched handyman jobs, so everybody wins....even the gene pool if the accident you fear results in a terminal event.

I mean, just the fact that the name of that magazine would attract a certain type of person is enough to call for it to be banned.

Now to be fair it is subtitled "Home Improvement Essentials" and it does have "124 Renovation Solutions" on the cover.

No. Why be fair? Your comment pretty much reflect what I thought when it arrived! Big Cringe Factor!!

I bet it was typeset on a Macintosh too.

OUch!! Some of it is pretty well laid out, so you could well be right!

Cheers,

P

Its obviously all done for the entertainment value. Maybe they do a proper job later to avoid getting sued when their shoddy work falls apart.

Originally Posted by johnmc

The TV shows are the worst - especially the "we've only got 12 hours to do the renovation!" shows.

Having done some major building and renovation work over the years, every time I see them put up new plasterboard, plaster it and paint it all in less than 12 hours I can't help laughing my **** off.

A mate of mine has family in the blue mountains. They live next door to a house which had one of these shows come round and do the makeover. They told my mate that six months after the "makeover" the whole thing had to be re-done properly. Took a week to fix all the TV programs crap. They said the painting was the worst (no prep).

The magazines are just popularised rubbish in many (but not all) cases. I get particularly annoyed to buy a supposedly Australian Magazine to find out its all american. They couldn't even forge some good Australian Letters to "Readers Writes" section.

Anyway Midge, have you filled out and returned your prize winning coupon yet. Don't want to miss out on all that lovely information they might send you.

Cheers

By Jingo's Silent, your a hard marker!!

I wouldn't normally do this but, don't you mean you're a hard marker?



Yes I know, get back to work....

Originally Posted by johnmc

Its obviously all done for the entertainment value. Maybe they do a proper job later to avoid getting sued when their shoddy work falls apart.

Either that or they really spend more time than they let on.

Originally Posted by Rocker

Midge,
Don't knock Readers' Digest too much. Once they found out I was an Aussie, though, they knocked back my Morticing jig article

OK, not TOO much!!

As I said initially, the magazine is worth a look!

I hope they don't confuse my positive review of the mag, with the good natured digs at some of their other activities....(like knocking back Rocker; - Bastards!!!)


Cheers,

P
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