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  1. 18th November 2006, 10:56 PM #1
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    I mentioned a couple of weeks ago that I talked my wife into giving me a Gifkins Jig for Christmas. Well it came in this week and do you think she would hide it or wrap it and put it out of sight. Oh nooooo....she has it setting on the hearth right beside my chair where I have to see it.

    It's like with a pretty woman....look but don't touch. Shezzz...how much control can a man have?

    Oh Well...I'll be working in the shop this weekend(after I get off work I was called in today unexpectedly) making some jewlery boxes for Christmas. I will be using box joints and this will be my first time using them. I've been practicing so hopefully they will turn out.

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  3. 18th November 2006, 11:48 PM #2
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    It'll be worth the wait mate. Great tool.
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    Urrgghhh!! Yep, have to agree - EVIL!!!!

    So, have you put that big bottle of perfume [insert other expensive xmas present here] out and told her that's her present and you'll know if she's used any before xmas????
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    Self control mate ...... self control.

    Although one day she will go out shopping and you can give the new addition a bit of a workout. Just remember to clean her up good and proper before the minister returns home.

    But is that considered cheating on your missus??

    Good luck mate only 5 weeks before you are allowed to play.

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    Since she is playing that game with you. Go out to the shed and get a sprinkling of sawdust. Bring it inside and sprinkle it over the jig.

    Game on...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    Since she is playing that game with you. Go out to the shed and get a sprinkling of sawdust. Bring it inside and sprinkle it over the jig.

    Game on...
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    My Wife is Evil
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    I like the fact that the Gifkins is making inroads into the Texas, USA - very cool.

    Enjoy David - looking forward to seeing the results, especially with all the timber you guys have over there!
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    I can't touch this post.........damned if I do ...damned if I don't!

    Another homily...."it's the nature of the beast"
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    Not that i want to rub it in but ...... I'm using mine and its great, easy to use as long as you follow the REAL basic rules

    You're gonna love it

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    David,

    Try getting up late at night and sneaking the contents out to the shed, whilst leaving the packaging in place. I look forward to some piccies of your efforts.
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    I know what your thinking Punk.

    Will she notice or not?:confused:

    Go on! Make your day
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    Really not trying to one up you, but I am VERY sympathetic (sympathy is experiencing the same thing right??).

    My wife has this 700 lb. crate (oh forgot where I'm posting 320kg) in the middle of the garage floor. It's my new SawStop and she won't even let me near it to even drool.

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    Hey Bwillie,

    Try lopping the end of a finger off on your existing TS - that'll show her! How could she let you keep using your 'unsafe' saw when there was a brand new Sawstop just sitting there......
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    Better still have it sent to me so it doesn't upset you to see it there
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