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    Police have regretfully decided not to invest in the latest line of eco-friendly speed-bumps, due to the lengthy time required for deployment.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    Police have regretfully decided not to invest in the latest line of eco-friendly speed-bumps, due to the lengthy time required for deployment.
    No, they are meant to be stinger spikes, but they got ww2 german helmets instead of the ww1 helmets.
    Ah well.

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    Fred lived in a war zone
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    Harry's kit for Afghanistan
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    Harry was never sure about his role as a mine sweeper
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    In coming!

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    Flash finally arrived at the Somme

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    "come back when you've got some protection" she says
    The fact remains, that 97% of all statistics are made up, yet 87% of the population think they are real.

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    Talk about shell shock! even lost my pattern
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    worst case of helmet hair ever
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    How to avoid shell shock.
    Rusty Nail's "In coming" is highly commended, but Cliff Roger's effort struck a chord with me.

    Over to you Cliff

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    Beauty, ta.

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    Staying all creatures great & small.

    Who says they don't have expressions?

    I love the look on the owl's face.

    See what you can do with it.


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    Meet my sister.
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