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    "He says there's been a bird strike in all engines. We're well, and truly ducked."

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    Aaahh...so that's what they mean by a bird on the wing.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    In the specifications, the new airbus design called for a air duct in each window.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    "You got any bread?"
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.

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    "... how about a glass of wine?"
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    No, I didn't offer you nuts, I said ducks guts.

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    Surely someone is going to come up with the definitive caption, I'll keep it open for another day, but there are some good one's so far
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    "Knock, knock?"
    Cliff.
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    When I asked for a window seat I didn't realize it would come with such a large bill.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    Since when did airlines start serving 'peeking ducking'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    "Knock, knock?"
    Who's there?
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    how come there's no trolley dolly service on the wing?
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    This window has a quack in it.
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    what are you looking at?
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