A group of friends gathered together for a nice meal of steak
and mushrooms. Mushrooms were too expensive at the shops
so the wife asked her husband to pick some from their paddock.
Although he suggested they might be poisonous she insisted
that she had seen their dog eating them and they would be ok.
After cooking the steak and mushrooms she even gave some to the
dog who ate them without hesitation.
The group of people went on to enjoy their dinner when suddenly
their daughter raced in and said, "The dog just died".
Suddenly there was panic and the woman rang her doctor who said
he would come immediately and give everyone an enema. Within
minutes there was an ambulance and attendants with their cases,
syringes and stomach pumps. One by one each member of the group
received attention.
After all the commotion had subsided the daughter leaned over to her
mother and said, "Would you believe it, the bloke that ran over our
dog did not even stop to check on it".
Allan
