Randy the Rooster

Randy the Rooster

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks.
So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster
for
sale. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named
Randy:
He'll service every chicken you've got, no problem."

Well, Randy the Rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides
he'd be
worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him
down in
the barn yard, giving the rooster a pep talk.

"Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens
to
service here, and you cost me a lot of money and, I'll need you to do a
good
job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer says with a
chuckle.
Randy seems to understand; so the farmer points toward the hen house and
Randy
takes off like a shot. Wham--- He nails every hen in there three or four
times
and the farmer is just shocked. Randy runs out of the hen house and sees
a flock
of geese down by the lake. Wham---He gets all the geese.

Randy's up in the barn with the pigeons; he's in with the ducks. Randy
is
jumping every fowl the farmer owns. The farmer is distraught, worried
that his
expensive rooster won't even last the day.

Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and upon awakening the next day
finds Randy
dead as a doorknob, still as a rock, in the middle of the yard.

Vultures are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of
such a
colourful animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh Randy, I told you to
pace
yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to
yourself."

Randy opens one eye, nods toward the sky and says, "Sshhh, they're
getting
closer."