Tennis players

Never marry a tennis player

... love means nothing to them.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

verry clever.

whered you steel it form:;

i hear the rivers up round wallan at the moment.

Allan,

aint that the deuce of it

keep those balls in play

Denis

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Originally Posted by schmiko

Allan,

aint that the deuce of it

keep those balls in play

Denis

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Someone on the ball I see.

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Originally Posted by weisyboy

verry clever.

whered you steel it form:;

i hear the rivers up round wallan at the moment.

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Hi Weisyboy,

a)I had to "steel" it from a "wood"worker.
b) We dont have any rivers in Wallan - it is so
dry here the trees are chasing dogs.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

acording to beuro of metioroligy there is?

http://www.bom.gov.au/cgi-bin/wrap_fwo.pl?IDQ20845.html

that's Wallen not Wallan

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Originally Posted by echnidna

that's Wallen not Wallan

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you Wally:roll:

or is it Willy?

Weisyboy

The Wallan that has the priveledge of being home to Allan is just outside Melbourne beside the Hume Highway to Sydney but if you wish to claim his jokes as Queensland Jokes that is fine with the mexicans. We always said the hot sun had effected those up north.